BEAST! A great school. Everyone is rich, and everyone thinks their problems are worse than everyone elses. Minnetonka is good at everything though, and other cities around it are just jealous. Everyone wants to be a skipper! Excelsior is the funnest city in Minnetonka. It also has a great trail for walking, biking, and getting raped!!(jk)
dude #1: I really wish I went to Minnetonka!
dude #2: Why? I hate it here!
dude #1: Well its way better than any other school!
dude #2: Yeah, I guess your right, haha you cake eater!!
dude #2: Why? I hate it here!
dude #1: Well its way better than any other school!
dude #2: Yeah, I guess your right, haha you cake eater!!
by blahblah!10 April 28, 2011
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Nickname for a bad-ass bitch that can and will make you look like a fool at billiards. As a lady, she'll maintain her modesty and quietly lose by one shot each game - until you say or do the wrong thing, in which case you better get ready to be bombarded by "losing to a girl" jokes. And she does this all in 4" Carlos Santana Pumps and a very modern, tailored, brightly colored pea coat, just so her fashion-sense can further enhance the fact that you lost.
that "bitch" that called herself "Minnesota Slims" at the bar last night that took all your lunch money for a week
by nellie-fo-relli December 23, 2010
Get the Minnesota Slims mug.The frustration accompanied by mild euphoria one experiences shortly after smoking an 1/8th that you bought in minnesota. Minnesota is a state where the average eighth costs 30-50% more than what the same grade/quality of pot would cost in a state with legal or medical marijuana. Typically, the dealer will tell you it's good s*** or if there a little more honest "it's mid-grade" which is a "minnesota nice" way of saying it's ALMOST not schwag.
Example of Minnesota High:
Dealer: "you feelin' anything yet?"
Smoker: "you betcha, I think I'm almost high"
(15-20mins later)
Smoker: "Oh yeah sure, I'll eat some hotdish like a good Minnesotan does when he has the munchies!"
(another 15 minutes later)
Smoker: "well, that was not worth $60. $40 at best. But, rather than confront someone about it and attempt to change things for the better, I'll just to whine about it to everyone else but the source of the problem since I'm a Minnesotan. Then when I'm done, I'll do what Minnesotans are statistically proven to do time and again: Binge drink Nordeast and Leinenkugel's and then drive down Hennepin Ave.
Dealer: "you feelin' anything yet?"
Smoker: "you betcha, I think I'm almost high"
(15-20mins later)
Smoker: "Oh yeah sure, I'll eat some hotdish like a good Minnesotan does when he has the munchies!"
(another 15 minutes later)
Smoker: "well, that was not worth $60. $40 at best. But, rather than confront someone about it and attempt to change things for the better, I'll just to whine about it to everyone else but the source of the problem since I'm a Minnesotan. Then when I'm done, I'll do what Minnesotans are statistically proven to do time and again: Binge drink Nordeast and Leinenkugel's and then drive down Hennepin Ave.
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by Hatertots February 24, 2015
Get the Minnesota White Snow mug.Taking a dump in a woman's neck through her smokers hole. Then pushing the waste down with your dick.
I gave that chick a big ole minnesota manhole. I opened up that chick's manhole so wide, i could see her stomach. That chick's manhole was so tight, it almost felt like the real thing
by heeler July 9, 2007
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