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Minecraft books

The four new bibles, the combat, construction, beginner's, and redstone handbooks are essential to have in any play through of life especially at a younger age.
Hey dude, do you have the Minecraft books?
Yeah lol, all 4
HE IS THE MESSIAH
by Dankey God October 5, 2020
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Discovered Minecraft

A period of time in which a person disappears off the face of the Earth for approximately 48 hours, at which point they slowly begin to reappear amidst society.
Subject One: Where's Johnny? It's Christmas Eve!
Subject Two: Oh, he discovered minecraft...
Subject One: Damn...
by Kyro Viusing December 20, 2010
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Philza Minecraft

A 34 year old man who sit in front a screen so people can call him dadza and give him money to feed his wife
Philza Minecraft is quite old hes married to a woman that is insterting
by KarlNapity October 29, 2022
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Minecraft girlfriend

My minecraft girlfriend is so hot
That's a fucking boy you dick
by B@nanas June 19, 2022
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Minecraft Bankruptcy

1. The decision to clear out one's entire Minecraft folder and start from scratch, commonly done when there are irreversible conflicts between various mods installed over time.

2. The decision to delete one's worlds in Minecraft and start over with a blank slate.
My Minecraft installation has too many mods and I've run out of block IDs! I tried running an ID resolver mod but that just made it worse. I ended up declaring Minecraft bankruptcy.
by Tyenkrovy January 9, 2012
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minecraft illuminati

When you Google something and Minecraft appears. This literally can occur when ANYTHING is googled and is usually one of the top websites, images or videos. This can even occur when something isn't even in the. It's as if Minecraft is always watching. Similar effects can be observed
Person 1: I searched "How to get to the moon" and it came up with "How to get to the moon on Minecraft"
Person 2: Well yeah, everything you search comes up with Minecraft.
Person 1: Minecraft illuminati man, minecraft illuminati...
by danaxleer January 16, 2015
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minecraft sucks

badass guy:hey! minecraft sucks!
kid:WHY DID YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MINECRAFT AAAHHHHH
by ZombossMaster March 4, 2017
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