michigan

1. A source of ridicule for Ohioans; the butt of many common playground jokes for young Ohioan schoolchildren.
2. Home of the worst football team in all time.
3. Funny lookin'

I hardly even know what football is, but I DO know that Michigan sucks.

by Random Ohioan March 26, 2005

Michigan

The state that sucks the most dick. ever.

"Have you ever lived in Michigan?"

"Fuck you"

by Ohio Killer December 28, 2005

northern michigan university

Northern Michigan University wants to ban smoking on campus anywhere even outside. They dont care about the rights of their students.

Northern Michigan university president wong: we should make NMU smoke free because it would be better and I no like smoke.

by sniper matt February 13, 2008

Michigan

Like, a REALLY big poo.

Fiona had a nice orgasm when Jonas dumped a Michigan on her chest and started titty fucking her.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 19, 2017

Hot Michigan

When one person uses their lips to blows drugs up another person's ass, and then the other person defecates said drugs back into the first person's mouth.

My name is Corey and you gotta give me those drugs Hot Michigan style

by qringo August 25, 2011

Michigan DewBanks

A sexual act involving the use of a spoon to remove fecal matter from the receiver's sphincter. the feces is then put in the mouth and the partners proceed to make out. The feces is then removed from the mouth and used for vaginal intercourse lubrication.

Claymores: oh baby, i'ma Michigan DewBanks you till the sun comes up!

Ahsila: Do you have a spoon?

by Mr. Sef January 11, 2008

Michigan Mudbucket

Take a rich ass shit in a bucket, then make the girl get in doggy style, and put the bucket in front of her and make her put her face in the bucket while you fuck her from behind.

Holy Shit Goober, i gave that slut last night the stinkiest Michigan Mudbucket ever, she smelled shit for a week!!!

by Scott Gillman May 24, 2009