Michael

Dude, stop being so dumb, your acting like michael
by Respek.whamen August 7, 2018
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Michael

You are a michael
by luke_baker September 21, 2017
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Michael

Michaels come off sweet. They tend to be players but will come out with the truth that they did fall for you when its too late. They always have a girlfriend because anyone would snatch them up.
Watch out for Michaels they might catch your heart.
by AL20000 June 24, 2018
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Michael

A fat lying sack of shit who likes to lick toilet seats. He is rejected by most girls except for the ones that just date to make their ex jealous. He is never going to be trustworthy and will always be prone to crying at the sight of a sheet of math homework.
Michael walked into the house for more dinner from his mom.
by AdvancedAtom June 1, 2017
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Michael

Michael is a great boyfriend, SIKE HE IS A FRIENDLY ASS HOE THAT IS IN EVERY BITCH FACE, TREATS OTHER BITCHES BETTER AND ACTS LIKE THEY MEAN MORE TO HIM MORE THAN HIS GIRLFRIEND
Girl:You know Michael?
Other girl: Duh he fucc with everyone homegirls
by Job Needed January 5, 2019
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Michael

you're such a fucking Michael
by jesus2222 May 21, 2018
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Michael

A fat and ugly faggot who threatens people by trying to fart on them. He is one of the worst people on the planet. He is gay and sucks dick for 30 cents. He is 7 times above his average body weight
Son, don't turn out like that Michael over there
by Flash_O_Matic May 4, 2018
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