Marty B'ed

To get pwned by a teacher before a large group of people. Usually results in humiliation and embarrassment but others find it funny.

Student 1: Oooh Jake just got Marty B'ed!
Student 2: I know! It was hiliarious. He now has detention and has to copy the dictionary! :D

by Dark&Twisty April 10, 2011

Wal-Martyr

A business that has gone out of business due to Wal-Mart

"Hey, can you go to John's Grocery and pick up some fruit?"
"No they closed."
"OMG! What happened."
"They were a Wal-Martyr."

by ll IRiSH ll May 1, 2009

matt hoffman

A person who has a irrational love of fish. A wanna-be hipster, but denies otherwise.

Also always needs to be right and his logic is twisted beyond belief.

Me: Did you hear about matt hoffman?
Friend: Do you mean the fish guy?

Me: Yes, he tried debating me on what it's like to be a hipster
Friend: No way!

by Huge_hoff September 28, 2013

Matt Sturniolo

Hot ... that's it he just really fucking hot so is Chris but like Matt is a little bit hotter.

Friend 1: Chris is so fine he's my favorite Sturniolo triplets
Friend 2: get out of my house Matt sturniolo is way hotter

by you.and.me.always.forever January 11, 2023

matt skiba

The lead singer of alkaline trio and of course, the sexiest mofo in all of the land

Matt Skiba- Remember when i said i love you, well, forget it i take it back. I was just a stupid kid back then. I take back every word that i said.

by Sophos the great May 22, 2006

Matt Special

A woman who is 10-30 lbs. overweight with extremely large breasts. A voluptuous woman with curves.

"Check that out bro, she's a total Matt Special"

"Did you see how big those were? That was for sure a Matt Special".

by bevo2284 August 14, 2011

manty lines

when a guy's pants are so tight you can see his underwear lines.

I got a face full of manty lines today as I was walking up the crowded subway steps.

by Stephanie Ellis September 25, 2005