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Maranatha

maranatha is a sweet, ambiverted girl. she has secrets that she'll never tell a soul (she also has trust issues). she's insecure, but the most kind and supportive person you'll ever meet. sometimes she'll be sitting in a corner, doing her things alone, and other times she'll be out there, playing and talking with her friends. she loves talking, but nobody will listen. she sometimes feels like she's not enough, but she wears a face to try not to be a burden. she's a big tomboy and friendzones a LOT of people. she'll try to steer away from the conversation if she feels like you are beating yourself up. she'll always find a way to cheer you up even in your darkest days. any guy or girl is lucky to have her. she doesn't think she'll ever find anyone, but that's not true. she's perfect the way she is... even if she's a little (a LOT) adhd. she tries her best. she'll never try to be the spotlight of the room, even though she enjoys praise. she loves her closest friends to death. she's either emotionally or physically traumatized and she'd hate for that to happen to anyone else. and don't even get me STARTED on how protective she is. just remember she'd die for you, even if she just met you and/or you're really annoying. she's always there to listen and give advice. even if nobody's there for her in her moments of weakness and need.
1: "Hey, do you know of any advice?"
2. "No, but Maranatha should. She's always there for me and she's so pretty."
1. "Wow, thanks man! Is she single??"
by mhassecretsshh February 28, 2025
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Myranda

Myranda loves to be right
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Miranda Bias

A cognitive and metacognitive bias where everything you say is used against you by your opponent, regardless of what you say, to the point where your only options are silence or withdrawal from the debate. Named after the Miranda warning ("anything you say can be used against you"), this bias describes situations where debate becomes impossible because any statement you make will be twisted, misrepresented, or weaponized. If you provide evidence, it's biased. If you cite sources, they're unreliable. If you make an argument, it's fallacious. Miranda Bias leaves no path to productive engagement; the only winning move is not to play. It's the signature tactic of bad-faith arguers who want not to win but to silence.
Example: "She tried everything—evidence, logic, sources, reasoning. Every response was turned against her: 'That source is biased.' 'That's just your interpretation.' 'You're committing a fallacy.' Miranda Bias meant anything she said would be used to dismiss her. After hours of this, she gave up. He declared victory. The bias had done its work: making debate impossible, making her silence inevitable."
by Abzugal March 7, 2026
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Miranda

Is someone who tells you they will be right there or be right back but never show up.
Dude you just got Miranda's, she aint coming back.
by anonymous August 22, 2025
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morgan miranda

a skinny arab boy with piercing and a small penis
look at that arab with a small cock what is that.? oh thats a morgan miranda
by mirandamaster August 23, 2011
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Hot Miranda

When you dump a plate of spaghetti on a girl and eat it off her chest, before, during, or after sex.
I really hope that girl lets me do a Hot Miranda to her because I haven't eaten dinner yet.
by Bromeliad2 April 26, 2017
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mia miranda lerche

Nice woman and LOVES food.If you want to make her happy buy her juise or pizza.
its a name

Hello what is your name
MIa Miranda Lerche
by Änik April 28, 2017
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