ditchy magoo

Someone who ditches an excessive amount of times and wears glasses like Mr Magoo.

Can also be used to describe someone who doesn't like iced cream

I was supposed to hang out with Jean tonight, but that ditchy magoo couldn't even find the place.

by Ditch Master Flex July 2, 2009

Meter maggot

Name for the shitbags who patrol our streets to hand out tickets for parking violations. Typically this fucked up failure is congentally incapable of getting a real job yet strangely has a hugely overdeveloped ego and think they are helping society with their fucked up bullshit

That fucker ticketed me for being three minutes late. What a typical meter maggot.

by Droog234 June 21, 2010

maggot

an adjective describing extreme drunkiness.

"im mag as fuck"
"lets get maggot"

by Harry Hones April 28, 2008

maggot on your sleeve

Unpleasant situation.

Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve

Taken from Beck Hansen lyrics from Loser.

by luisetto March 16, 2011

Magoo

1. The feeling when you wake up from a long night of drinking.

2. The taste of a REALLY strong drink.

As the hung over individual wakes up with a pounding headache and his mouth tasting like a litterbox, he states "Magoo..."

by King Fat Cock (AKA: KFC) August 18, 2009

maggot

someone who is overly drunk

went out Friday night and got so maggot

by allamanda March 22, 2005

Faggot maggot

A spoiled little white rich boy that's an ass hole just to look good and will do anything to make himself look good in front of his friends.

Hey look that faggot maggot just shit in a trash can in front of all his friends

by Grapetotsiepop January 31, 2020