Mr. Zurkon

A can of whup-ass with a voice, a jetpack and a laser gun.

Mr. Zurkon's laser roundhouse kicks enemies.

by thefellow3j July 27, 2011

Mrs. Barquinero

A piece of shit that yells at kids going to cuningham school for no reason. Never smiles and will give you detention is you breathe

Hi, want some chips?
Sorry, Mrs. Barquinero is here, I will die

by plzzkillme December 18, 2019

Mr. Ho

The latest stud there is.
Can complete complicated math equations in his head(not because he’s Asian).

You: I wish I could be like Mr. Ho one day.

by Phone Boy Dewey May 1, 2019

mr. kraft

the coolest teacher alive. enjoys aged white cheddar cheese puffs and original Doritos.

Student: The answer is five!
Mr. Kraft: Actually the answer to everything is white cheddar cheese puffs.

by agedcheddarawesomeness May 22, 2018

Mrs. O'Reilly

The best teacher/mom/adoptive mom EVER!!! She's so sweet with her sparkly eyes, fluffy hair, and pokey cheeks. She has an awesome daughter and has very high boots! She's the best person EVER!!!

"Hey, whose class you have next?"
"Oh...I have the best teacher's EVER!!!"
"Whose?"
"Mrs. O'Reilly."

by trufantofWPI April 30, 2010

Mr Coward

Straight up savage that doesn't give a fuck about any little bitches in his class. You can't one up this legend as he will counter any roast with a far superior retort.

Don't try, many have failed and all are traumatised.

Tom- "Sir! I also got that answer!!!"
Mr Coward- "Yes but he got it for question 5."
Dom & Luke- "Fuck, sir just destroyed that lil bitch."

by Dynamo110 June 25, 2018

Mrs Waugh

The worst social studies teacher like, ever

My friend: *slightly bad hand writing*

Mrs Waugh: you're gonna have to write that all over again.

by Blockesth September 5, 2022