velcro mittens

Special mittens designed to make sheep shagging easy. They just cant get away...

Bruce: "Fetch me my velcro mittens im feeling randy."

by Calpernicus January 14, 2008

Stink Mitten

The name given to one's hand after it has accidentally or purposefully acquired a repulsive stench; often by running it between one's own (preferably) clammy ass cheeks, or by doing a bad fart on it.

Hey, smell my stink mitten.

by Daniel Tate January 31, 2008

Dong Mitten

Another word for vagina

Kevin wanted to get his dong in Ashley's dong mitten

by Ashleykme December 30, 2008

busy-mittens

when you have too many items in your hands

Look at my busy-mittens.

by rebeculla July 4, 2009

Kitten mitten

When a tv show isn’t interesting enough to sustain your full attention, so you do another activity while watching the show, but that’s also not interesting enough to pull you away from the show because you are somewhat invested in watching it.

Don’t ask me about the plot. The show was a total kitten mitten for me.

by RPalmzy July 6, 2020

mitties

Mitties are the shortened version of "man titties". Often characterized by woman-like breasts that are extremely visible, mitties are one of the most disgusting and unattractive features one can have. Commonly possessed by overweight men, or those with unfortunate genes.

I went to the pool, and all the old, shirtless men had mitties.

by uknomelykwo January 22, 2010

kitten mittens

Mittens for little tiny kittens when it gets cold in the out-of-doors.

The cutest crap ever!!

by Julia June 22, 2004