Discovered Minecraft

A period of time in which a person disappears off the face of the Earth for approximately 48 hours, at which point they slowly begin to reappear amidst society.

Subject One: Where's Johnny? It's Christmas Eve!
Subject Two: Oh, he discovered minecraft...
Subject One: Damn...

by Kyro Viusing December 20, 2010

Philza Minecraft

A 34 year old man who sit in front a screen so people can call him dadza and give him money to feed his wife

Philza Minecraft is quite old hes married to a woman that is insterting

by KarlNapity October 29, 2022

Minecraft egirls

thot girls who want ATTENTION, mostly will look for eboys.
BUT DONT GET CONFUSED some of the egirls are traps!!!

hey man you saw all these ugly minecraft egirls
yeah man I love it.

sij: I'm a truck
ok daddy chill.

by notshahar October 27, 2020

Minecraft Bankruptcy

1. The decision to clear out one's entire Minecraft folder and start from scratch, commonly done when there are irreversible conflicts between various mods installed over time.

2. The decision to delete one's worlds in Minecraft and start over with a blank slate.

My Minecraft installation has too many mods and I've run out of block IDs! I tried running an ID resolver mod but that just made it worse. I ended up declaring Minecraft bankruptcy.

by Tyenkrovy January 9, 2012

minecraft illuminati

When you Google something and Minecraft appears. This literally can occur when ANYTHING is googled and is usually one of the top websites, images or videos. This can even occur when something isn't even in the. It's as if Minecraft is always watching. Similar effects can be observed

Person 1: I searched "How to get to the moon" and it came up with "How to get to the moon on Minecraft"
Person 2: Well yeah, everything you search comes up with Minecraft.
Person 1: Minecraft illuminati man, minecraft illuminati...

by danaxleer January 16, 2015

minecraft sucks

the term that triggers little kids

badass guy:hey! minecraft sucks!
kid:WHY DID YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MINECRAFT AAAHHHHH

by ZombossMaster March 4, 2017

minecraft kid

a minecraft kid is an annoying squeaker everyone has to deal with and usually says "your a hacker" or "i wasnt ready" when they get combod by SnakeDaoust and when thay win they always say "eZ". So basically thats the definition

TRUE MINECRAFT KID : *gets combod in a 1v1*
kid: ur a hacker u meanie u hit me from 2 blocks! ur a bully!! *goes and cry's on his bed with his mom*
u: U only got combod skid

by Comboinq March 6, 2016