Miles

Miles is the sexiest guy you can think of, he is always on your mind. If you arn't thinking about him or have never thought about him then you are probably a lesbian.

OMG MILES IS SOOOOOOOOO HOT.

by Donoldjtrump November 27, 2018

Office Milf

A hot mother who is too conservative to be a regular milf, but at the office, classy enough, and definitely fuckable.

Karen (mother): Today when i was at work, my secretary looked up at me, and got a boner..
Lauren (daughter): Well mom, if it were anywhere else that wouldn't happen, but you're poppin' in the office.
Karen: What would that make me?
Lauren: An office milf, mom.

by MidgetPorn April 11, 2010

Milf

Meaning mother id like to fuck

Jesus christ, what a milf!!!

by Elmoooooo February 25, 2008

milf

Midget I'd Like (to) Fuck

A smokin' hot midget you really want to have sex with.

- Dude check out that milf over there!
- What?! You think that flabby old hag is a milf?
- No man! Not that old raisin, i mean that sexy midget behind the carriage!
- Dude, that's her daughter
- Ooh...

by fanimej April 5, 2008

Milf

Elliots mum, she is soooo hot. once she said elliots mate was fit, and gave his other mate a bj.

Milf: elliots friend you are sooo fit.
Elliots friend: give me a bj.
Milf: Ok.
Elliot: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

by Kettering September 29, 2008

milf

Stands for 'Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck'. Generally used in internet conversations as a way of winding up your friend.

Tom: Wow, your mom is hot!
Jack: What?
Tom: She's milf!

by Posa-D December 28, 2005

milf and cookies

1 Why we all go to Jon's house. (m.i.l.f., mom id like to fuck)
2 When you Pound Big Mama.

Hey ya'll milf and cookies at Jon's tonight

by anonymous369 October 10, 2005