drunk meat

Inebriated passengers who are driven home by a designated driver.

The bar is closing and I have to drive the drunk meat home.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 24, 2005

Road Meat

A derogatory term for a groupie, describing them as nothing more than easy sex for traveling musicians, actors, athletes, etc.

She acts like they have this special relationship but she doesn't seem to understand that she's nothing more than road meat to him.

by leo3375 March 2, 2009

Cheesy meat curtains

When a female vagina lips or male uncircumsized penis skin is covered in smelly cheese(smegma) when one goes for days with out showering.

That bitch has some seriously cheesy meat curtains and it made my dick itch.

by Taco Gangsta October 27, 2010

zipper meat

The chunks of meat in a man's pants fly after he make the horrible mistake of zipping his penis.

Rabbi Jewski broke a Guinness world record last week when he performed his own circumcision. The zipper meat was peeled off of his pants zipper and placed in a plaque next to his Guinness plaque for the whole congregation to admire.

by Unfortunate Ted October 11, 2011

Crimson Meat

A person with a abnormally large head.

Person 1: Look at the guy with that Crimson Meat.
Person 2: I know I can feel the gravitational pull from here.

by dickwodicus December 28, 2011

memphis meat pie

Smearing shit in the filter of a hotub full of hot sauce and having sex with it

Jon got caught doing a Memphis meat pie by his mom

by Dangerous617 December 31, 2013

Super Meat Boy

A work of media used as a means of public torture and used in testing of insanity.

Guy 1: "My boss tortured me the other day."

Guy 2: "What did he do?"

Guy 1: "He made me play Super Meat Boy."

Guy 2: "God help you."

by NotMLGStudios June 16, 2016