Matthew F

A very shmexy boy

I love Matthew F

by Smexy Boy June 13, 2017

Matthew Botterill

An MLG 360 no scoper who is MLG and dabs on the haters too much.

This guy is a Matthew Botterill! oh wait...No-one can be as good as Matthew Botterill, the almighty dabber.

by AlmightyDabber August 23, 2017

matthew graham

A Man who is Amazing,Sweet,Caring,Handsome, Just plan perfect in every way . He's the straight blued eyed tatted.Back King. He is very good at making money.He is awesome to get along with . He is a total jokester

Have you meet Matthew Graham..? He is so handsome

by His B.A.D A.S.S B.I.T.C.H September 18, 2017

matthew seymour

Brugh no, dis is not a real definition, go somewhere elze now ok? Bye.

Matthew seymour loves video games

by MBGPokeBro October 24, 2017

matthew beattie

Matthew Beattie is another word for "massive dick", if you say "wow, you've got a Matthew Beattie", you are implying that the person has a "massive dick". it can be used in female context as it means "massive pussy" also...

thats a Matthew Beattie

by Matthew Beatties Assisstant January 30, 2018

Matthew G

Amazing Minecraft youtuber also known as clutch. Also well known for his rocket league lets-plays. Subscribe today!

Hey guys it Matthew G here welcome back to MineCraft.

by userdude777 June 11, 2018

Matthew Castro

A famous, probably lost, ancient philosopher rumored to be studying dicks for his entire life. It's even said that he's still studying them until this very day.

Guy1: Bro, I think something's wrong with my dick
Guy2: Bro, go see a doctor and shit.
Guy1: Bro, I'm scared. Coz the doctor might cut of my dick.
Random Guy: Take him to Matthew Castro and he will fix your dick. And probably suck it, because he sucked mine when I had Gonorrhea.

by fancyarchduke December 29, 2018