Logan Paul

If you need someone to help you find dead bodies, this is the right guy for you. He is a MASTER at it, especially when it comes to forests. He is also really good at killing pests. His specialty is rats. When he kills the rats in your house, he will make sure they are dead for good by tazing them and proceeding to spit on them. And all you have to do is buy his merchandise from his shop called "cancer". His biggest motto is "Its all about that RESPECT.....".

Hey, did you see that fag Logan Paul in the forest the other day? He found over 10 dead bodies and fucked them all!!!

by CuckyCuckBoi June 6, 2018

Logan

The hottest guy in the world, he makes your heart burst with just a side glance and a smirk, He might look mean but once you get to know him he's super cool. He loves to play video games and play basketball and honestly it's just so cute watching him get all nerdy over them. If you're lucky enough he'll invite you over to play games with him. His eyes peirce through you like a predator and its prey but god is he breath taking! He's the type of guy you get so nervous around you go brain numb and forget how to speak♡♡♡!!

Jay: Hey dude where's Luna?

Aaron: Oh she's just over there thinking about Logan again ,haha.

Jay: Oh god it's gonna take a while to get her to snap back to reality... wish me luck!

by 🍓spy June 2, 2021

logan porter

most amazing girl on earth. she always makes me smile and is super caring. every time im with her im really really happy=) she is way caring and always knows what to say=) love love love love love=)

hot sexy amazing beautiful gorgeous love logan porter

by cfusc March 22, 2009

logarithic

A word to use when you're excited and have nothing else to say.

Suzie: 'look at my new crotchless panties'
Marie: 'they're logarithic'

by Jessica and Kat November 7, 2006

Logang

Cancerous group of 9yr olds

Thos lil Logangers leep dabbin on us

by Dat boi xD June 2, 2018

Logan

So hot and has big cock so cute and just want to go fucky not with guys tho his older brother is very gay to Logan for now on Logan has slayed 400 girls with his fat slimy slong the legend holds that Logan is still fucky fucky under cover to this day

Girl: I had sex with Logan And his cock was HUGE AND JUICY!!!!!!!

Logan: yea I know im Logan dumb bitch, and my dick isn't HUGE it's massive!!!!!

by Logan paseska September 3, 2021

Logan

A very stupid person

"Wow my son got only got 10% on his report card. he needs to stop acting like a Logan"

by catfish123123 January 3, 2010