John A Logan College

An over-priced, over-rated local college in Southern Illinois. Despite the generally happy student body, the teachers are rather boring, and the school itsself was named after an insane war general from the Civil War. It has very few clubs, and most credits earned are very unlikely to transfer (see "Philippine Stick Fighting" class). However, it can be a fun time if you know the right places to go.

"Take all of your money; and instead of enjoying it, blow it all on tuition, books, and transit money!!! Such goes life in John A Logan College!!!"

by nicktherushnut September 2, 2011

Logan

A douchewiper of a whiteboy who stays home playing x-box all day playing with his pickle. He is also a korean lover most likely. Also he hates gingers unless thier woman who shoot well. On ocasion he is known to argue with 62 year old Vietnam Veterans and African-American Navy Retirees. He has an unusally small penis surrounded in a forrest of undergrowth and pine trees.

white choci 1 "hey man did you see that logan riding 1-67 yesterday???"

White choci 2 "yeah man it was the shit fo shizzle in and out my izzzle!"

by and who are you? April 10, 2009

Logaria

Di aria of the mouth; can't control the words coming out of the mouth; one has no idea what they are saying in a sober state of reality. This is not to be confused with tweeker talk, this is a real disease.

The loss of meaning of words.

A person with logaria frequently says things they never intend on doing.

by Jasperjuju July 9, 2009

Logan

Logan, A guy named Logan who just decided to search up his own name on urban dictionary and saw all the thing people think of someone named Logan. And yet he is completely the opposite.

Logan: Wouldn't it be funny if I searched my own name up on urban dictionary?

Friend: I guess so...
~~Logan Searches Up His Own Name~~
Logan: Athletic.. Cute... And...
Friend:...
Logan: I'm the complete opposite of that...
Friend: Truth...
~~Logan Decided That He Would Write His Own Thing On Urban Dictionary~~

by A Guy Named Logan June 21, 2018

logan paul

a fucking maverick and savage

Logan Paul is a savage

by kong da savage August 10, 2017

logan gibson

A FUCKIN DICK WHO LIKES SUCKIN AND KICKIN THEM, THAT THINKS HE'S SO SWAG; BUT HE'S REALLY A FAG.

Oh wow, what a big fat logan gibson

by TheFagBoi November 26, 2016

logan

adjective; a logan is a person without a brain who believes that they not only have one, but that it is superior to most other brains. These doltish people are like talking to a wall, only the wall talks back.

these people often misunderstand things or purposly skew the meaning of something so that they can ramble off into some pointless and completly unrelated comment in hopes of a deep and meaningful conversation that no one else cares to take part in because they are always half-witted and inane.

variations:
loganize
loganism
loganish

"dont be a logan."

"urgh, he has the thought process and intellectual capacity of a seventh grader. what a fucking logan."

by ghettostarchild October 1, 2007