Texan Liberal

These rare people live in Austin, Texas - a bastion of liberal beliefs. Also home to the University of Texas, a notoriously liberal college.

"Haha look at that asshole in the cowboy hat, let's ridicule him" - Texan Liberal

by J-Dog123 April 26, 2007

Liberal Leader

A "nobody" who finds a parade and jumps in front of it to mis-represent himself as "somebody".

i.e. Jesse Jackson

"Hey look at me, I'm a leader, give me money"!!

by I Hate Free Loaders July 4, 2005

Liberal Democrat

One who knows more about what's good for you than you do. Generally defined as a college professor who never leaves campus but knows what it's like in the real world.... 2. A rich person who wants to tax everyone but themselves to give to the poor. i.e. Ted Kennedy, Hilary Clinton, Jimmy Carter

Yo dawg .... we gots to vote for the Liberal Democrats so we can get mo' money on our govt check every month. Maybe if we's lucky we can get J Cart (Jimmy Carter) to build us a house.

by MDog221 September 6, 2008

Liberalism

See correct political ideology

Liberal is a political ideology that more or lest contrasts with Conservatism. Liberalism focuses mostly on individual liberty; essentially everyone having equal and fair rights. They feel strongly about the constitution, and keeping our right strong.

I am a liberal, and I am proud to say it.

Zach De La Rocha practices liberalism very strongly.

Conservative: SHOOT THAT MAN! HE'S PETITIONING!
Conservative 2: Outrageous! Damned liberals!

by Mister can't find a name. November 4, 2007

liberation

The act of bringing a female into a state of not being a virgin. This process is permanent. Artificial means of restoring the original state may seem to be physically possible, but in reality, it is theoretically and philosophically invalid.

"Then it happened again. Two years later, I am now with Christine in her apartment, letting our base instincts take over. Logic and Rationality's hold on us were slowly fading, and liberation would be taking place any minute now."

by simoncpu June 9, 2005

Leger

the cooler slang term for a person who has never had sexual intercourse

So I just got some pussy last night. I'm no longer a leger!

by dj killzmo May 11, 2009

Lager Arse

The inexplicable tendancy of the arse to produce huge quantities of hot, runny faeces following a night of heavy drinking which need not involve drinking lager.

John: Shit, I've got lager arse
Dave: Too many beers I think

by CrazyDave April 8, 2007