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Don Lemon'ed

When someone fails at their career and uses an excuse to blame someone else for their failing ways.
Me: I just Don Lemon'ed. Friend: What do you mean? Me: I soiled my panties even though I said I'd make it home with a clean pair of pants.
by Tom Trustworthy January 14, 2021
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Lemonade

The best JAY-Z diss record in history. Written by his wife.
If you ever Jay-Z me, I'm going to lemonade you.
Sounds fair enough.
by Thisdickaintfreeeee May 29, 2016
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lemons only

a policy used at several gatherings which are held exclusively for citrus fruits of the yellow persuasion
"Hey bro awesome party! Can I come in?"

"Do you look like a sour yellow thing? No! Lemons only sir."
by Lucky And Cody January 21, 2008
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lemonparty

(verb)
To set someones home page to www.lemonparty.org without their knowledge and thereby give them a suprising dose of old man gay orgy when they return to their computer
I am going to lemonparty that cheesedick Pete, he's left his computer on

Did you lemonparty me, you complete douche?
by tourette April 25, 2005
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lemonlaw

After 5 minutes of a first date, you decide that he or she just isn't worth the rest of your time. To lemonlaw a date, simply say
"I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to lemonlaw you."
And walk out.
Bob: So then I took my eleven cats and I-
Betty:I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to lemonlaw you.
by Dagona February 24, 2007
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Lemon Kush

The best strand of kush ever. Leaves you floating and with munchies. Almost no burnout.
"Dude if you cant get lemon kush where you live, you need to move."
by meowfaggot August 14, 2012
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lemon

A consumer product that was purchased new or like new with apparent malfunctions.

Though most of the products released to the public have high standards and may have high consumer ratings, some products just flat out suck and lots of things go wrong with them.

This is usually more prevelant to products that have electrical components or require specialty repair.
The Mac Book Pro has had good reviews by most consumers, but mine is a lemon because it does not function as expected.

My Mac Book Pro is a lemon. It is a piece of shit.

The refrigerator in my house is a lemon because though it is suppose to keep all of my food cold, it fails to do so on a regular basis though it is still pretty new.

My GE refrigerator is a lemon. GE can suck my balls.
by Brett Heneghan August 14, 2006
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