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Left on open

On Snapchat, when someone you've been snapping views one of your messages but hasn't yet responded. Stop whining, it's not that big of a deal and it doesn't mean they hate you, it just means they're busy or they thought the conversation had ended.
Liza: Oh God! Paulie left me on open! That bastard! We're over now! I want to die!
Winnie: Stop your cryin. He's at work and he's not supposed to be Snappin you in the first place. Just cause he's busy and you're left on open for the moment don't mean he hates you.
by University of Markov October 13, 2019
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left-handed smoke bender

A fictional device that you send a new member of your group (usually a scout group) to borrow from another group as a way to get rid of the new member for a while or as a hazing task.
Oops! We forgot to bring our left-handed smoke bender! Can you go around camp and see if you can borrow one for us?
by Xerxy April 28, 2006
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left brain / right brain

Describes how a process is developed to cater to multiple ways people may wish to use or view that process.
While some people prefer to use drop down menus, other people prefer to use images for navigation. Left brain / right brain development provides a solution for both so that both sides of the brain are happy :-)
by Michael G. Valentin September 1, 2003
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Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start

This is actually known as the "Konami Code", as it appeared in pretty much every game they wrote at that period of time.

Don't forget, make the end of it "Select, Start" if you want to play 2 players!
"FUCK, LifeForce is a real bitch. Let's just Konami Code it... and pass that pizza, asshole."
by Binary Jay November 25, 2004
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left-clicker

A person who who is only capable of clicking the left mouse button, and clicks 'Yes' to everything. This person is the one that calls you to fix their computer weekly.
Charles is always getting viruses because he is a left-clicker.
by phatplat August 28, 2009
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Left Hand Gulliver

1. The act of fisting a midget with the left hand.
2. The name of a pro-environmental boy band from the early 90s most famous for their one-hit wonder "You Can Break My Heart, But Not The Rainforest".
3. The working title of "The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman" by Laurence Stern.
4. A loose translation of Martin Heidegger's "In-der-Welt-sein".
1. Tracy asked for a Left Hand Gulliver last night. She's been walking funny the whole morning.
2. "Left Hand Gulliver" seriously sucked. The name didn't have anything to do with environmentalism.
3. Good thing Stern scrapped that last title. I still can't believe that he didn't know his book was referring to midget fisting.
4. The traditional Western dichotomy of object/subject has been exerted in the Heideggerian notion of "Left Hand Gulliver".
by franzpolak November 12, 2010
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left cock

A left angular curve in the irrect penis. Usually caused from a blow to the dick. Found in rare specimens
"Zack had a raging left cock"
"that tranny has a hard left cock"
by poppycock245 December 30, 2011
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