Landon

Stupid, pink toes, inbred looking, cracker jack, mother fucker, sister fister
He likes to bang his cousins

"Landon is an inbred retard"

by ilikehotboys69 January 23, 2018

Lando

Abbreviation of Land O' Lakes High School. Known for they're kick ass football team.

"Dude, are you going to the football at Lando?"
"Hell yeah! Those Gators are kick ass!"

by Sam Slam the Back Door Man April 12, 2010

Landon

Is a guy who can't go 5 secs without looking at a girls ass

He is a jerk

He loves drama

Have you heard about Landon
No

He is so hot

He likes drama

nevermind

by Ace Hardin February 19, 2019

Landon

Someone with a dead dad, bitch-handicapped grandma, and a piece of shit household.

AW, look at that Landon! Bet he's a Landon!

by Seamore Dick May 21, 2011

LaDolce

dr. oc

by Spoo Lorenzo September 29, 2003

Landon

The fucking worst person to live

“Landon is fucking horrible

by Nsjskzkzkzkzkz January 7, 2019

Lando

When someone shits their pants and leaves a turd and/or stain in their pants.

Justin: Dude, I think I shit my pants.
Joe: Oh man, your sporting a lando!

by Tan LoCo October 27, 2010