Laptop-Sticker-White-Liberal

A white person who appears to be liberal in theory but is secretly racist, homophobic, ableist,classist, etc in practice.

Someone who can quote Audre Lorde and has a “Believe Women”, “BLM” and “Abolish ICE” sticker on their laptops but will refuse to actually believe women of color when being told that they are using their white privilege to harm rather than to heal.

People who pretend to be woke by putting virtue signaling stickers on their laptops but do not actually stand for those values when it comes down to it.

Example:

White Person: *does something racist*

Person of Color: Do you have capacity to talk about why that felt racist to me?

White Person: No, also I’m not a racist.

Person of Color: Okay, when will you?

White Person: It’s my “boundary” that you stop talking.

#SoundsAboutWhite

If you believe in systemic racism why do y’all act so furious and defensive when people of color express to you personally that something you did was racist?

Like how do y’all Laptop-Sticker-White-Liberals believe all the science and numbers and history of systemic racism but the buck stops when someone expresses you’ve personally been racist it’s just suddenly unfathomable?

Racist actions can happen whether you intend for them to or not. You can’t just deny something is racist to a person of color and shut them out just because it’s too uncomfortable for your fragile white ears to hold onto. And it sure as hell isn’t a boundary to silence queer brown voices post you hurting them.

by ShivSpeaks February 27, 2021

liberal christian

A follower of the Christian church (any of them, since there are about 30 different denominations) that supports liberal ideology including but not limited to pro-abortion, sex whenever between any 2 legal adults, stem cell research, pro-legalization, anti-war movements, and, most importantly, the two things that set them apart from the Christian Right: FREEDOM OF RELIGION and SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE, which if you'll remember is written and implied in the Constitution. Needless to say, there aren't too many out there, and most of them are really just moderates in the political spectrum.

Steve Irwin: Crikes! Looks like we've got ourselves a reeeal rare one here! If you'll look in the church here, you'll see a liberal PRAYING! This must be one of those Liberal Christians, a real rarity in the USA indeed!

by Matt June 6, 2005

Screaming Liberal

Any mentally deficient westerner who panders to the ever more ridiculous demands of the arabs and pakis. And will probably side with them when it all properly kicks off.

That fucking George Galloway is a right screaming liberal. The paki loving cunt.

by Nozzer August 28, 2006

ultra-liberal

The "attack machines" of the Democratic Party. Because of their far left-wing criticisms and ideas, they are disagreed with by many Democrats, who are very concerned about the militant actions of the ultra-liberals.
The only person on the right-wing conservative side that could possibly be equal to left-wing radicals is Anne Coulter.

Ultra-liberals usually consist of hippies, punk-rockers, communists, and the Hollywood crowd. They usually follow leaders such as Michael Moore and "Hanoi Jane" Fonda.

by A Hoosier April 22, 2005

Liberal Arts

an idiot who doesnt know that the hell there doing with there life so they spend unnecessary amounts of money to get a degree in bullshitting

liberal arts college costs multiple thousands of dollars and most of the time you spend wasted

by bridgewaterbullshit September 12, 2011

Liberal Bias

1. Reality.

2. A one-liner, manufactured pejorative term like "socialist", that North American conservative Elites have created to justify the funding of blatantly biased, inaccurate news (ie. Fox News).

I hate how nature has a liberal bias! Every time I see a mother breastfeed her child I want to puke at nature's maternal welfare system which only serves to create laziness in human babies.

by hoopladoopla August 3, 2010

liberal

Embittered, painfully self-righteous citizen who enjoys criticizing views that differ from his/her own. Often found speaking derogatory phrases against other political parties in the loudest voice possible, the liberal will not tolerate criticism of his/her beliefs in response.

Prefers to blame all economic speed bumps on conservatives, while not acknowledging folly in his/her own political party.

Proud of the fashionable, "edgy" label he/she possesses. This makes him/her feel artificially unique and intelligent.

Characteristics: hubris, defensiveness, ability to "pass the buck."

"I just don't feel comfortable around some people."
"Well you're WRONG! How can you be so stupid! You should be tolerant and loving like ME! I'm a liberal!"

by Becca1095 January 2, 2009