1. On a pirate ship, a sex slave made to sit on a wooden knob to keep the rectum stretched.
2. One displaying these characteristics.
2. One displaying these characteristics.
by stuinyerbutt February 23, 2007
Jenifer: Hey Sally, how'd it go with that dude last night?
Sally: Well, he didn't turn me on, if you know what i mean?
Jenifer: No... not really?
Sally: Well, have you ever met a fat midget?
Jenifer: What?!?
Sally: He was a door knob... all head no shaft.
Sally: Well, he didn't turn me on, if you know what i mean?
Jenifer: No... not really?
Sally: Well, have you ever met a fat midget?
Jenifer: What?!?
Sally: He was a door knob... all head no shaft.
by Michael Nicholson August 10, 2007
by Sneakysnek909 March 23, 2021
An act which takes place in a cemetery in front of a gravestone. The horny man digs a small hole in the ground in front of the gravestone then places a fleshlight in it. He then proceeds to fuck the fleshlight really hard while making eye contact with the gravestone of a loved one. A true definition of pure love.
My weekend was great thanks! I went and visited my beloved wife Ruth at the cemetery and had a good ole' grave knobbing!
by Parksman0606 February 08, 2019
by GreetedOhio556 October 05, 2015
An obnoxious buffoon with little to no decorum, who is prone to loud outburst of ill-informed opinion.
Dean: “Did you see Emad aggressively cheering for his fantasy team over the Hawks?”
Me: “Yeah I know, when he drinks tequila he is an insufferable knob”
Me: “Yeah I know, when he drinks tequila he is an insufferable knob”
by Bitchbag69 December 06, 2022
A knob-wobbler can also be defined as an angry dickhead. It’s someone who is prone to outbursts of entirely unjustified or misdirected anger.
Whenever Johnny is asked to do his job he beats the desk with his phone and threatens people. He is *such* a knob-wobbler.
by Captain Finklebottom III June 18, 2021