knob boy

1. On a pirate ship, a sex slave made to sit on a wooden knob to keep the rectum stretched.

2. One displaying these characteristics.

Yarrrrrr! Walk the plank, knob boy!

by stuinyerbutt February 25, 2007

door knob

A short fat cock wider than it is longer, all head no shaft!

Jenifer: Hey Sally, how'd it go with that dude last night?
Sally: Well, he didn't turn me on, if you know what i mean?
Jenifer: No... not really?
Sally: Well, have you ever met a fat midget?
Jenifer: What?!?
Sally: He was a door knob... all head no shaft.

by Michael Nicholson August 12, 2007

knob throttling

Or "Knob Throttler"
A term to describe a male who delights in masturbating other men.

"Mate, you like Justin Bieber? You're such a Knob Throttler"

"Were you Knob Throttling at the Gay bar last night?"

by Darkside Damien December 1, 2013

Knob Sock

Another term for condom or a rubber can also be used as an insult.

“Oh you knob sock!”

or
“I need to go buy a knob sock”

by caz321 April 22, 2019

Knob hair

The name given to a pubic hair in which slips under ones foreskin and causes excruciating pain.

*guy shrieks* what’s up bro?
“Knob hair man!”

by Niggashyper August 20, 2018

knob humper

A complete moron, idiot or tard. Adapted from the movie "Dodgeball" when the coach tells the team they look like a bunch of retards trying to hump a door knob.

What in the hell have those knob humpers screwed up now?

by Irrational Idiot December 14, 2007

knob schlober

A girl that will suck your dick without knowing the person

That hoe over there is a knob schlober

by bd_daddy69 April 21, 2019