kelly-chan

1) Kelly-chans are cute blonde-haired ditzy women who are very very hyper. This term normally envokes squeals and giggles.
2) A way to get laid.
3) a type of cheese
4) A cute killer rabbit such as the one on Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
5) a special type of rum mixed with other beverages

1) random person: Hey Kelly-chan
*Laughs and giggles can be heard*
2) Oh my god you are a beautiful kelly-chan.

by Lureae May 27, 2008

DIRTY KELLY

When a girl knows she sweats more during sex than her man and does not care. When the act is done she continues to remain on top of her man and smother him with her sweat until she naturally dries off.

I got a Dirty Kelly last night.

by Sportin Wood August 3, 2008

Machine Gun Kelly

A faggot who tried to go at Eminem but got his ass handed to him

Machine Gun Kelly is a fag

by It's MA'AM January 15, 2019

Kelly Clarkson

A young female artist who, instead of having to go through years of hard work and rejection to earn success, won a contest on American Idol where her fame was handed to her.

Kelly Clarkson owes me money!

by mwitictm December 26, 2008

dylan kelly

dylan kelly is a Jesus lovin' actor, musician, and film production enthusiast; who has made appearances on several mtv dating shows, and appeared on KTLA channel 5 morning news in Los Angeles.

girl 1:"did you see dylan kelly on mtv?"

girl 2:"yes, i'm going to kiss him one day..."

by staydivine July 28, 2009

Machine Gun Kelly

An ugly idiot who makes the worst some of the worst music ever.
Still not worse than Cardio B

Person 1: Dude, Have you heard of Machine Gun Kelly?
Person 2: Yeah, He makes pretty bad music. I prefer Eminem.

by Entity404 October 7, 2020

kelly clarkson

A very talented vocalist with a nice budonkadonk. Kelly has a nice fat ass. Mucho junko in la trunko.

I predict if Kelly Clarkson posed in Playboy, it would be the magazine's hottest issue.

by Mr. Dwayne February 7, 2008