a drink made of montucky beer and orleans aperitif.
named such because kansas city is the perfect blend of montana, kentucky, and france.
named such because kansas city is the perfect blend of montana, kentucky, and france.
by just_dug January 12, 2022
Get the kansas city steamermug. When you shit in the cleavage of your partners tits and it comes out all watery and it starts falling like a landslide of mud
by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023
Get the Kansas City Mudslidemug. The act of receiving sexual pleasure by taking two tennis balls (anything similar to that size and shape), and preceding to smash/roll them together around the testicles of the recipeant. Thus creating a tractor and plow like resemblance.
Juan and Nick felt like spanking one another's testicles so they proceeded to try out the Kansas Tractor.
by Squishy turd September 22, 2016
Get the Kansas Tractormug. when someone doesn't finish their drinks and leaves bottles and cans with one sip in the fridge and everywhere
by balsamic vin May 2, 2021
Get the kansas sodamug. A professional football team who thinks they're good but in reality, they're complete shit and they OBVIOUSLY cheat.
(they almost lost to the Carolina Panthers...)
(they almost lost to the Carolina Panthers...)
by conchman August 3, 2025
Get the Kansas City Cheitsmug. A pizza made from plastic pepperoni and EXTREMELY crushed up plastic.
DO NOT EAT THIS
THIS IS AN ACTUAL WARNING THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL RECIPE
IT IS A PARODY
DO NOT EAT THIS
THIS IS AN ACTUAL WARNING THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL RECIPE
IT IS A PARODY
Kansas Polyethylene Terephthalate Pizza recipe!
Ingredients; Paprika, Plastic, Sawdust, Edible Glue
Step 1; Grab your plastic and HEAVILY mash is up.
Step 2 (optional;) Flatten the remaining plastic into “pepperoni”
Step 3; Grab your sawdust and edible glitter and piece together the sawdust and then apply the plastic cheese.
Step 4 (optional;) Add your “pepperoni”
Step 5; Pour as much paprika as to drown the taste
YOUR ABOMINATION IS FINISHED!
Ingredients; Paprika, Plastic, Sawdust, Edible Glue
Step 1; Grab your plastic and HEAVILY mash is up.
Step 2 (optional;) Flatten the remaining plastic into “pepperoni”
Step 3; Grab your sawdust and edible glitter and piece together the sawdust and then apply the plastic cheese.
Step 4 (optional;) Add your “pepperoni”
Step 5; Pour as much paprika as to drown the taste
YOUR ABOMINATION IS FINISHED!
by fortcraft moment February 24, 2025
Get the Kansas Polyethylene Terephthalate Pizzamug. When your sexual partner takes a cooked corn cob and rails your anus with it causing the kernels to fall off and then sucks the sweet Kernels out of your asshole
by Dirtball McGee July 14, 2020
Get the Kansas sweet cornmug.