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Double j/k 

The double j/k is a sometimes annoying practice of saying jk/j/k multiple times in a row. It is thus an example of epiphora, for you linguistic nerds out there. Ordinarily used when messing with someone. Occasionally double j/k's are used to make someone THINK you were joking.
Prima: I banged your sister.
Secunda: WHAT!?
Prima: also I crashed your car.

Secunda: ARE YOU FUCKING--
Prima: double j/k! *cough*

Prima: I hate you.
Secunda: D:
Prima: j/k!
Secunda: ..you ass.
Prima: YOU'RE an ass, God, you're such a fuckhead sometimes! I can't believe you!
Secunda: wha--but--I--
Prima: J/K! Hahahaha!
Secunda: -_-;
Double j/k by ReySquared May 16, 2009
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Mr. Dan K. 

A pseudonym for dank weed that one can use around parents, non-smoking friends and family, and anyone else who isn't blessed enough to know how good a bowl of dank weed really is.
CJ (whose non-smoking Mom is standing right next to him): Have you seen Mr. Dan K. lately?

Chief: As a matter of fact I have. He came over to my house last night and hung out with me until about 10 p.m., when I fell asleep on the couch.
Mr. Dan K. by Tankerbell June 8, 2011
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Daddy k is the best rapper of 2018. His lyrics are straight facts and he can fucking ball
Guy1- Did you listen to Daddy k’s new song

Guy2- No

Guy1- Here listen
* I’m daddy k and you know I can ball, I’m daddy k and you know I can ball, I’m daddy k and you know I can ball 🤫*
Daddy K by Daddy K’s #1 fan November 12, 2018

Dev K Patel 

Dev K Patel is the sexiest indian man on earth.
Oh my god! Did you see Dev K Patel take his shirt off at the pool yesterday!??!?!!?
Dev K Patel by FoshizzleMyDrizzle69 November 18, 2019
Another name for the state of Kansas.
"I'm from the Dub K man."
Dub K by dsayfysadayna July 6, 2008
A derrogitave of the word "dank" see entry dank on urbanDICTIONARY. It basically is the same exact word, just spread apart to sound like a name, which is in fact more fun to say than just "dank." Created by my friends and I.
"Damnnn that shirt is Dan K."
Dan K. by ShortyMcGangster August 2, 2006

drop the k 

Any and every kind of vulgar action or idea you can think of.

Made to sound much more sinister than it actually is.

No standard definition.
Dean totally dropped the k on your mom last night.

I'm sick of these fucking tests, I'm gonna drop the k on that teacher.

I just dropped the k. Want some cookies?
drop the k by fantyx November 10, 2006