Jubilous Juice

A beverage hand-crafted by Sir Joe Volzer, consisting of the following ingredients:

1 2-liter of Squirt Citrus Soda
1 gallon of Fruit Punch
1 bottle of some ghetto 151
Triple Sec to taste

Mix in a Styrofoam container, serve.

"I was so drunk by the time JV made Jubilous Juice, I managed to drop two cups consecutively!"

by Stonetronixx July 5, 2008

Willy juice

The juice that ejaculates from the Willie.

She calls me silly goose, she drinks my Willy juice.

by Willy juice March 7, 2018

giambi juice

Giambi juice is steroids for the athlete.

He was a 20 home run hitter, until he got on the giambi juice. Now he hits at least 40 a season.

by Imhotep II July 23, 2007

moo juice

milk (cows are the most common source of milk)

Don't forget to finish your moo juice.

by Light Joker April 3, 2005

nazi juice

Any Fanta based drink.

Fanta was created in Germany during the Nazi regime. It has no link whatsoever to the Nazi's but people tend to refer to it as Nazi Juice because of this.

I'm off to the shops, anyone want anything?

Yeah, grab me a nazi juice thanks.

by Sledged April 24, 2007

soy juice

a name for soy milk given by comedian Lewis Black after seeing it in a grocery store. He named it after stating "theres no such thing as soy milk, because theres no soy titty, is there?"

"No, its not soy milk... its soy juice, but you cant call it soy juice because whenever you say soy juice, u actually start to gag."

by soy juice January 11, 2009

poison juice

Sperm. The sort of sperm that makes a good woman leave, or a stupid one's ass reach astonomical proportions.

That ol' poison juice sure did wreck Hailey's ass.

by Chaich September 14, 2003