Gone Johnson

Used to describe a person, place, or thing that has exited your life.

Also used to describe a person that has become insane or has consumed a large quantity of drugs.

"Hey, Trav... I heard your gf ghosted you"

"Yeah, she's gone johnson"

"Did you hear about Tim? He went off the deep end and now he's gone johnson"

"Dude, I cant find that screwdriver anywhere, its gone johnson!"

"Bro you better not drink that OJ with those shrooms or your gonna be gone johnson"

by Trav.man November 22, 2020

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Zac Johnson

A retard who is a selfish little bitch. He will lick ur balls and suck ur cock so dont go out with him as he has no friends and has been expelled and suspended from his high school after his dumb and attention-seeking actions.

"I'm Zac Johnson and i am a cumbag retard"

by urpeen5inchesmine7inches June 20, 2019

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Oliver Johnson

Oliver is cute and gets all the boys and girls

You are like Oliver Johnson

by Ford fetus September 24, 2021

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Teabλg Johnson

God.

Teabλg Johnson is god himself.

by zwreida May 11, 2018

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Duff Johnson

A drunk penis. Being able to perform longer then usual, due to a large amount of beer.

I was at the bar drining with my buddies the other day; when I got home, I bent my girlfriend over and gave her the Duff Johnson while watching The Simpsons.

by John New October 16, 2008

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Va-Johnson

1. When someone has a dick where their clitoris should be.

2. A dick that is less than one inch in length.

3. An extremely annoying person who follows cooler people and throws his loser friends away to try to be cool.

1. I wanted to fuck that girl but she is so big and manly I'm afraid she might have a Va-Johnson

2. "Dont tell anyone, but I measured my dick and it's a Va-Johnson!"

3. "Mike, stop being a Va-Johnson and stop following EVERYONE!"

by Fagkiller146 April 21, 2009

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