Muddy Johnson

When performing anal sex and when you pull your dick out there is smears of shit still on it from the other person having shit still in their ass.

guy: WTF?! Why's there shit on my dick.
Women: Ooops I forgot to wipe. Guess you just got a muddy johnson.

by Kaemine June 16, 2010

kelyn Johnson

A total sweetheart. She's so funny and nice. Your parents probably love her more than they love you. She has a great style and loves belts. She's sometimes scared to talk about her feeling so she keeps them inside and tells someone she's close to. She likes anime and pokemon go. So if you find a Kelyn Johnson come snatch her up before someone else does.

Person 1: "do you watch anime? "
Person 2: "nah, but Kelyn Johnson does"

by Charlotte's not a slut November 27, 2019

Duff Johnson

A drunk penis. Being able to perform longer then usual, due to a large amount of beer.

I was at the bar drining with my buddies the other day; when I got home, I bent my girlfriend over and gave her the Duff Johnson while watching The Simpsons.

by John New October 16, 2008

dalton johnson

When you accidentally get your girlfriend pregnant

Guy 1: dude I just pulled a dalton Johnson

Guy 2: dude that’s fucked up

by Block23 January 24, 2018

Oliver Johnson

Oliver is cute and gets all the boys and girls

You are like Oliver Johnson

by Ford fetus September 24, 2021

peter johnson

percy jackson

“hi. peter johnson is it?”

“shut the fuck up mr. d”

by iliketoread June 20, 2021

Gone Johnson

Used to describe a person, place, or thing that has exited your life.

Also used to describe a person that has become insane or has consumed a large quantity of drugs.

"Hey, Trav... I heard your gf ghosted you"

"Yeah, she's gone johnson"

"Did you hear about Tim? He went off the deep end and now he's gone johnson"

"Dude, I cant find that screwdriver anywhere, its gone johnson!"

"Bro you better not drink that OJ with those shrooms or your gonna be gone johnson"

by Trav.man November 22, 2020