Muddy Johnson

When performing anal sex and when you pull your dick out there is smears of shit still on it from the other person having shit still in their ass.

guy: WTF?! Why's there shit on my dick.
Women: Ooops I forgot to wipe. Guess you just got a muddy johnson.

by Kaemine June 16, 2010

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Va-Johnson

1. When someone has a dick where their clitoris should be.

2. A dick that is less than one inch in length.

3. An extremely annoying person who follows cooler people and throws his loser friends away to try to be cool.

1. I wanted to fuck that girl but she is so big and manly I'm afraid she might have a Va-Johnson

2. "Dont tell anyone, but I measured my dick and it's a Va-Johnson!"

3. "Mike, stop being a Va-Johnson and stop following EVERYONE!"

by Fagkiller146 April 21, 2009

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Duff Johnson

A drunk penis. Being able to perform longer then usual, due to a large amount of beer.

I was at the bar drining with my buddies the other day; when I got home, I bent my girlfriend over and gave her the Duff Johnson while watching The Simpsons.

by John New October 16, 2008

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kelyn Johnson

A total sweetheart. She's so funny and nice. Your parents probably love her more than they love you. She has a great style and loves belts. She's sometimes scared to talk about her feeling so she keeps them inside and tells someone she's close to. She likes anime and pokemon go. So if you find a Kelyn Johnson come snatch her up before someone else does.

Person 1: "do you watch anime? "
Person 2: "nah, but Kelyn Johnson does"

by Charlotte's not a slut November 27, 2019

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Zac Johnson

A retard who is a selfish little bitch. He will lick ur balls and suck ur cock so dont go out with him as he has no friends and has been expelled and suspended from his high school after his dumb and attention-seeking actions.

"I'm Zac Johnson and i am a cumbag retard"

by urpeen5inchesmine7inches June 20, 2019

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