forum jockey

a person who posts online in a manner to make themselves impressive and is often caught up in his/her own lie by other online posters

posterA: i raced a ferrari on main street with my car last night and kicked its butt.

posterB: main street has been shut for a week.

posterC: haha, what a forum jockey

by rxm6 February 18, 2009

Expiration Jockey

When you or a friend eat or drink something on it's expiration date.

Person1: Hey man you look sick as hell.

Dumbass: Yeah I just ate everything on it expiration date.

Person2: wow such an expiration jockey.

by SilverWolf1009 January 6, 2017

hot jockey

The process of someone pouring either vodka or a highly flammable liquid onto a man's erect penis, setting it on fire and hopping on top inserting the cock into either the vagina of anus, to put out the fire by riding it.

Tiffany: Honey, you up for a hot jockey?
David: sorry baby but my cocks a bit too sore

by Insan3Chi1d September 19, 2016

jockey butter

The oily, smelly residue that is a result of the accumulation of sweat, dirt, and left behind stuff between your ass cheeks after a long run or other sweaty physical training session.

My underwear was full of jockey butter after running a half-marathon.

I can't believe it's not jockey butter!

by gooty2 January 22, 2010

Flask Jockey

interpretation or play on the classic prohibition era nickname bootlegger or rum runner

He was a real Flask Jockey, running the booze in and out.

by Wanye March 29, 2015

Syrup Jockey

Derogatory term for someone from Canada.

"You hear the new guy in the copy room is from Toronto?"
"Oh god, not another syrup jockey!"

by DasRip May 26, 2013

Cum jockey

A man who receives anal sex and allows the other man to shoot a load (or two) inside him, then saving it in his anus. He then goes home to his lover and fucks him in the ass with the other guys cum still in his ass. The cum jockey is probably high on crystal meth, thus allowing this minor lapse in judgment over what is in good taste and what is not. He, however, finds great pleasure in the fact that he is still full of jizz. This must take great muscle control and a true deviant piggy mind.

John is a total Cum jockey! Bill filled his hole twice before he went home to Steven. What a weird way to have a 3-way!

by BaJinxy September 30, 2007