by Bioptic_Sniper May 31, 2009
Get the Jockmug. The penis of an athletic and/or sports obsessed male placed in the vagina of any female (often preps).
The act of putting the penis of an athletic and/or sports obsessed male into the female vagina.
The act of putting the penis of an athletic and/or sports obsessed male into the female vagina.
Chad said he's gonna hook up with Amber tonight. Oh yeah, jock in the box.
Did you see Kyle and Mandy last night? He totally jocked her box.
Did you see Kyle and Mandy last night? He totally jocked her box.
by Jersey Avery April 20, 2008
Get the jock in the boxmug. by JaKaL Productions July 14, 2007
Get the Cocky Jockmug. An irrational hatred of attractive & athletic men; typically displayed by nerds, fat men & other types of losers. Jealousy is the prime motivator.
Those who suffer from Jock Envy usually hold notorious double standards (eg. they believe they are entitled to a Hot Chic, but don't believe women deserve to have a Hot Dude).
A member of the Jock Envy crowd is easy to spot; he's the very unattractive guy who whines about "shallow bitches" who hang around Jocks, but is seemingly oblivious of his own shallow nature (eg. always macking on women who are clearly out of his league).
Those who are afflicted with Jock Envy can also be seen spreading vicious lies & stereotypical nonsense about Jocks (eg. jocks are mean, jocks are stupid, jocks are womanizers, etc.).
The Internet provides a safe place for these social rejects to vent, without fear of repercussions. Out in the real world, these mean-spirited individuals play the victim, and garner much sympathy from the clueless masses. Emo girls are especially vulnerable to their pitiful mewlings.
Those who suffer from Jock Envy usually hold notorious double standards (eg. they believe they are entitled to a Hot Chic, but don't believe women deserve to have a Hot Dude).
A member of the Jock Envy crowd is easy to spot; he's the very unattractive guy who whines about "shallow bitches" who hang around Jocks, but is seemingly oblivious of his own shallow nature (eg. always macking on women who are clearly out of his league).
Those who are afflicted with Jock Envy can also be seen spreading vicious lies & stereotypical nonsense about Jocks (eg. jocks are mean, jocks are stupid, jocks are womanizers, etc.).
The Internet provides a safe place for these social rejects to vent, without fear of repercussions. Out in the real world, these mean-spirited individuals play the victim, and garner much sympathy from the clueless masses. Emo girls are especially vulnerable to their pitiful mewlings.
Dave: "Why is that geek giving me such a dirty look?"
Cindy: "Oh, pay no attention to him; he's just another beta male with Jock Envy. Now, let's go home, and fuck. *smile*"
Cindy: "Oh, pay no attention to him; he's just another beta male with Jock Envy. Now, let's go home, and fuck. *smile*"
by Ms. Muff August 4, 2008
Get the Jock Envymug. A jock-raid is similar to a pantie-raid, but here at the Academy, we raid other cadet's rooms and steal their cum-stained jockstraps.
by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021
Get the jock-raidmug. by Pwnography February 6, 2010
Get the Jock Itchmug. Slop jock is an urban coliquialism that stands for someone who likes to eat sweets, not workout, stay on myspace all day and drink mountain dews for a living. In other words, it is a really lathargic person!
by Dat Deuce January 8, 2008
Get the slop jockmug.