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death metal jobby

the process of excreting whereby excrement is expelled at high velocity, with intermittent short blasts of anal gas, the sound produced closely resembling "death metal" style blast-beats, performed by such bands as The Berzerker, Nile, Decapitated and Mortician
Righty ho then! I'm off to take a death-metal-style jobby!!
by chris lewis/ seamus bradd July 16, 2003
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jobbing

Using; More specifically turning someone into a jobber: Someone who does things to fit in.
"I'm jobbing that bitch for her car and money. Sucker."
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jibbity

the crosses on the side of the road when someone dies.
When someone gets in an accident, someone places a jibbity on the side of the road.
by Laurie and Rachel September 28, 2004
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hibbidy jibbidy

A word I made up to basically mean, what the fuck!
Dan : What is 1514313 X 1646464
ME : What the hibbidy jibbidy
by Hodson September 29, 2004
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jobber

A male or female whose sole purpose is to provide the other person with a hand job or blow job. There is no relationship between the two people and, in fact, one person or both may be married.

Similar to a fuck buddy except no intercourse is necessary.
Guy to chick- my wife isn't giving head like she used to, she thinks she's too good for it now.

Chick- I'm not getting enough either, I'll be your jobber!
by LoCee March 6, 2013
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Jobbitis

A severe condition in which one jobs his or her own head excessively in general conversation.

Person 1: "How are you today?"
Person 2: "Good (job, job, job)"
Person 1: "Oh, that's good"
Person 2: "Yeah (job, job, job)"

As you can see, Person 2 has a severe case of Jobbitis.
head Jobbitis
by zilchface August 7, 2011
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Jobby

It's not just a job. Its my jobby.
by Stonal May 11, 2016
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