A man from Junction City ,Oh that was never good enough to marry you in the first place. One that you equally hated for your whole marriage, but never cheated on and waited on him hand and foot. Who continually fucked people you knew even though you are hot and they were not comparable to your financial success , education or beauty. Who convinced you that you had trust issues and tried to make you insecure. A 30 year old man born on November 19, 1978, that has been seen crying in your front yard to see you, and that has a crooked dick.
by Thirdtimesacharm September 6, 2010
Get the Jizz-wad mug.adj, n a good, often campy, if somewhat booze and drugs-addled time to be had.
Often used in hindsight when describing a crazy event in which no one can quite recall what happened (hence, 'blur').
syn. a hot mess. Note that unlike Hot Mess, this term more regularly applies to events and not people (though it's not unheard of when it's describing people of Amy Winehouse proportions).
Often used in hindsight when describing a crazy event in which no one can quite recall what happened (hence, 'blur').
syn. a hot mess. Note that unlike Hot Mess, this term more regularly applies to events and not people (though it's not unheard of when it's describing people of Amy Winehouse proportions).
1 Wow, that whole weekend was basically a big jazzy blur. How many naked table dances did we do?
2 I knew when I found myself in the subway stinking of margaritas, wearing Brian's underwear and Tenesha's lipstick the next morning, that the previous night was just a huge jazzy blur.
2 I knew when I found myself in the subway stinking of margaritas, wearing Brian's underwear and Tenesha's lipstick the next morning, that the previous night was just a huge jazzy blur.
by the Narc January 25, 2011
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the face that a girl makes while taking a load, pretending to be happy but still pulling back each time a rope hits the target.
by nightman10 June 5, 2011
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Did you here about shawnda? She hooked up with another doctor and now she's pregnant. I guess she finally got her jizz ticket.
by Brown3yw July 5, 2011
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Example: Doza spent so much time as the pivot man in the circle jerk that his blood was soon replaced by seaman. After receiving a particularly hefty mushroom stamp to his skull from James, he developed a nearly fatal "Jizz Clot" in his brain!
by nonkatt August 17, 2011
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by FapMonster October 6, 2011
Get the Jizzamathon mug.First, you will need someone willing to blow you and a black light. The person (to be gender neutral) gives you a blowjob and you cum in their mouth and/or on their face. The person should not swallow and swish it around in their mouth. They need to then open their mouth. Then you shine the black light on them and watch their head glow like the jack-o-lantern.
Dude, the black lights in my room were an awesome idea. I lit Katie up like a jizz-o-lantern last night.
by JBM10312011 October 30, 2011
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