Jen

Usually really kind when you first meet her. She is friendly to everybody she meets, but don’t let that fool you. The more you get to know her, the more likely you are to want to hurt her. A Jen can be pretty impatient and will not wait for you if you piss her off. She will most likely just say adios and move on with her day. Beware her, because her looks will captivate you no matter how much you resist. Once in a blue moon she can be nice, but is most of the time incredibly emotional, and if not that, angry. A Jen will most likely try to be nicer to you if you have a lot to offer, otherwise, you’re done for.

Friend 1:Look how much she’s smiling over that that worker, she seems so friendly! Is she a Claire?

Friend 2: no! That’s Obviously a Jen, can’t you tell how fake her laughter is? I bet it’s full of deceitful thoughts, and disgust just behind a mask!

Friend 1: gosh, I’ll have to be careful around Jens then!

by helolooo May 12, 2020

Jizzy Jen

A girl, generally a twin, who does not handle her alcohol very well. Jizzy Jens are easily recognizable because they introduce themselves by this title at parties.

Did you see that sloppy Jizzy Jen last night? You know, the one who wound up in the garbage can...

by creepa'! December 2, 2009

Jens

Jens likes rawbuttfucking dead cats and dogs

That guy is rawbuttfucking a dead dog, he must be a Jens.

by bigboy34332 June 1, 2023

Whalin' Jennings

Da little-known "evil twin" to da famous and well-loved silky-throated county-music singer; he was always sneaking around trying to poach large finned sea-mammals when either the IWC or Greenpeace wasn't looking.

In the Steven Seagal film, "On Deadly Ground", the chief villain is named "Jennings" and his business is oil, so I wonder if this hombre was actually the infamous Whalin' Jennings, and he had simply switched to dishonestly going after crude oil after the "natural" kind became too legally-rasky to come by.

by QuacksO January 26, 2020

Jens

A name which you give to good looking men, who is also known as 'the ladies man'.
He is loyal to his girls/ladies, but even more loyal to his bros

Guy 1: that dude is a real bro, and he knows his way around the ladies!

Guy 2: Yeah, he is a true Jens

by BigBroskrrtki August 4, 2018

jen

jen. she's a beautiful funny and nice girl sometimes she can be crazy and wild but she's amazing and she knows it no matter what she goes through she always makes it out with or without anyone. she deserves a lot more than she's given because she's amazing. never give up jen!! 😍

jens amazing!!!!

i know right??

by your mom mom November 1, 2021

Jens

He is a bitch. To be honest I don’t think he should belong in this world. Jens’ are special cuz they are deaf and blind but they are not mute. We think he needs to be mute. Jens’ are bad friends mostly on gaming. They have a limit of 15 subs on youtube

That guy is really annoying and makes me rage when we play moomoo.io is his name Jens

by Retarded_BitchTurd May 7, 2018