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January 26th

If u r born on this day u r the best boyfriend ever and u looking fucking amazing and banging and ur absolute boyfriend goals as well as an all together amazing person. You make ur girlfriend very happy and she loves u soo much and ur eyes and voice r dreamy.

If u ever meet someone or date someone on this day then ur the luckiest person in the world and u should keep them forever especially cause of their great pickup lines.
Girl 1"i wish my boyfriend was this good"
Girl2"well he's not born on January 26th sooo"
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January 28 

People born on this day are insecure of their voice and overall appearance they try everything to hide their true identity
Person 1: Bobby is insecure of his voice because he born on January 28
Person 2: Really ? When i heard him talk and asked him about it he told me i was just hallucinating
January 28 by insecureaquarius December 24, 2019

[January 12th]

The day our King and Saviour ZAYN was born back in 1993.
A: When is your birthday?
B: On January 12th!
A: Just like ZAYN!
[January 12th] by sofiavda October 14, 2019

January 21 

January 21st is the day that you give your boyfriend a scrunchie
Boy:it’s January 21st
Girl: you know what that mean
Boy:Gimme day scrunchie
January 21 by LUE KEMIA January 20, 2020

January 23 

These people born on this day is amazing, special and you never want to lose them.
January 23 by Malory Thomas October 16, 2020

January 14

National ask your crush out day and they have to say yes
You: Hey you know what today is ?
Your crush: Yea, it’s January 14.
You: Well yea but no, it’s National ask your crush out day !
Your crush: Oh really now I didn’t know that.
You: Yea but since that is today I have to ask u something...
Your crush: Yea what is it ??
You: Will you go out with me?
Your crush: No sorry
You: but it says you have to say yes ..
Your crush: Ok fine. Your lucky I kinda like you back. 😏
January 14 by January 14 November 15, 2020

January 2nd 

Ask any boy named Lucas,Dylan,Charlie,Mason for anything and they have to give it to u
Me: Dylan give your bike
Dylan: No why

Me: its January 2nd
January 2nd by asethic_helper December 31, 2020