Jesse

A mentally challenged guy who when bored kills himself in gta during a history making everyone mad at him he also likes gay porn and fingers his ass and eats the shit like chocolate.

Jesse you're a fucking dumbass why'd you kill yourself go finger your ass

by Thecumpump August 19, 2020

jess coyne

code name for the substance cocaine.

"hey man, is jess coyne coming over?"

"I didn't get any sleep last night, I was busy with jess coyne."

by Tradion El May 13, 2006

jesse mccartney

Two words. Poser Fag.

Pre-teen bopper : "PNGZ! It's Jesse! PNG! LOLZ!"
Me : "Wow."
Pre-teen Bopper : "Wyt....... Wat's dat oder boi doingz!"
Me : "HAHAHAHAHA. ROT IN HELL YOU FUCKING BOPPER. YES JESSE MCCARTNEY IS FUCKING GAY! HAHAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Pre-teen Bopper : -dies and rots in hell-

by Mushu May 6, 2005

Jess

Jess’ are usually tall and brown haired and hate when people add an ‘s’ after the apostrophe when writing their names as a plural. They aren’t funny but somehow make you laugh more than anyone. They give pretty decent advice too. If you ever need to rant, grab a jess. Best. Gossiper. Ever. She’ll go on and on and on about how some bitch accidentally touched her hair. Jess’ are extra as hell. They love presents but giving presents is the most exciting thing for them. And being trendy. They often doubt their appearance and question their personality but everyone loves them really. So if you don’t know a jess, find one real quick. A 20 piece chicken nugget box from McDonald’s is the key to her heart.

Girl 1: Woahhhh that girl has clout goggles.

Girl 2: Yeah dude. She’s a real jess.

by Happy_Birthday_Jess June 6, 2018

jesse scott

jesse scott is a scott dick!
a dick licking scott!
turbo flaming dutch bag of smashed ass holes ploughing pole chugers of the universe!!!
all mexicans men are sexy!!!

DIE!
jesse scott loves mexico....

by mexican4206666 October 19, 2010

Jesse

the sexiest animal you will ever see

i just ran into a Jesse.. I will never be the same it was sooo sexy!

by yevette July 1, 2012

Jesse

Biggest asshole you will ever meet, stay away at all costs!!!

Yikes, stay away from that jesse

by nick wediiidddd 455 March 19, 2017