idiotimatically

1) to do something automatically, without thinking, because you are an idiot.

2) to do something quickly and appear to be an idiot because you didn't think beforehand. Possible when reacting by reflex or when startled.

3) (archaic) to use a catch-phrase or cliche in a really stupid way because you are an idiot. Similar to "idiomatically," but with a lower IQ.

1) Hey, good job, moron, you idiotimatically left the cardboard under the this frozen pizza when you put it in the oven.

2) So Joe jumped out from behind those bushes last night and scared the crap out of me; I idiotimatically tried to hit him with the half-empty case of beer I was carrying, scattered beer cans all over the street.

3) "That's what she said."

by Bearcat40 November 22, 2009

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idiotsyncratic

1. Singularly dumb, uniquely stupid.

2. Wholly and utterly inappropriate.

3. Stupid, foolish

Ray Bob : So even though Bobby Jo left you for your father for 6 years and she had 4 kids with him, you're still taking her - and your new brothers and sisters back? That's idiotsyncratic, dude, no one but you could make that move.

Jay Bob: Thanks Ray Bob, I knew you'd back me up.

by Guru Voodoo August 2, 2010

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