nork chops

Of the portly, well endowed and sometimes aged of the female sex.
When the lady/beast in question wears a bra that is far too small for massive jubblies.
The 'Nork Chop' refers to the skin that overhangs the bra itself.
Sometimes nice (fit babe), othertimes scary (portly woman) and downright wrong but kinda not bad if you don't admit to liking it, with the other. (Old women.)
CLARENCE: Steve,did you see that Lindsay Lohan's 'Nork Chops' in that '9 oclock News' segment? Id tap me sumofthat!
STEVE: I wouldnt say no to her in bed.but she wouldnt say yes.
CLARENCE: That's right. Rich bitches only go for rich guys. Or really ugly lesbians, who coincidentaly, usually own disgusting 'Nork Chops'.
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BARRY: Oh my god, that fat bird must have not cooked her 'Nork Chops' properly coz they're making me wanna
vomit just by looking at them.
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OLD LADY: Dennis dear, my falsies have fallen down my dirty pillows (Tits). Be a dear and fish them out for me.
DENNIS: I don't think so bitch. I aint going near your manky Nork Chops. You diseased maniac.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish November 14, 2007
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mutton chops

Sideburns in excess of 2 inches in length. See also: Van Buren, Martin
Martin Van Buren had a mad set of mutton chops.
by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003
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poak chops

Shake them poak chops. Work yo ham hocks. Throw them butter beans. You a country deam
by Fousheezy May 01, 2008
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Helicopter Chop

the act of swinging your dick around like a helicopter blade then slowly but at the same time smacking the shit out of one's face.
Dude, I helicopter chopped the shit out of Jesse last night.
by Joshua and Matt July 19, 2008
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Smack in the chops

A punch to the face, for the purpose of getting someone to wake up to themselves. Can be a back-hander, or an open-handed slap also. As long as it gets the message across.
That bloke is right up himself! Someone ought to give him a good smack in the chops, and tell him to pull his head in.
by Hateful! May 05, 2006
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Pork chops

A police helicopter.


Derived from:
Police = Pigs = Pork
Helicopter = Chopper = Chop
"A pork chop is chasing an '67 Impala on the 405."
by MistahTom July 28, 2005
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cunty chops

"Hey, cunty chops, cheer up"
by Duffman September 25, 2003
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