tight as a bird

to be angry or irritated

Jenny was tight as a bird after she failed the math test she'd studied for all night.

by awkwardhuman January 03, 2013

Tight On The Fish

Season floured and fried; therefore the coating is "tight on the fish". NOT loose such as a heavy batter coating.

Are the fish and chips, "tight on the fish" or batter dipped (loose batter).

by BubberM November 21, 2010

Tight cheeks

To be overcome by nerves and perform poorly.

It’s game 7 of the NBA Finals and there is guaranteed to be tight cheeks abound.

by jim jeffcoat August 20, 2021

Tight Dick

an exemplary and/or good looking pene.

Person 1: "Hey doc what's wrong with my testes"
Doctor: "Nothing. That is one tight dick."

by that's awesome dude December 05, 2016

Tight Cannabanus

The act of blowing smoke up someone's anus utilizing a crazy straw and proceeding to blow it straight into a separate individuals mouth with a powerful fart.

Dude, Brandon totally pulled the ol' Tight Cannabanus with Mia last night.

by Avi Avi February 02, 2021

Gettin' tight

When a dude likes a chick, and his pants start "gettin' tight" about it.

"Hi Honey, how was your day at work?"
"Fine, beh-beh; the new girl was looking especially hot & fine today... She's lost a ton of weight, too!"
"WHAT?! Hey, asshole! I don't need to be hearin' you talk about how you're all 'gettin' tight' over OTHER WOMEN at your work."
"Oh, right.... Sorry."

by Professor Von Forster October 20, 2013

Tight eight

When you are less than 8 cums in and the body just isn’t doing it for you anymore. Back to the park I go. If I don’t get my tight eight I’m quite the grump.

You don’t want to run into me unless I’ve had my tight eight.

by Babababa420 January 15, 2023