infomercial

The stupid long ass commericals that only morons buy from.

"marks an idiot so he buys stuff from infomercials"

by kim October 16, 2003

infuckingdeed

to agree with someone with great vigor; indeed to the extreme

"Hey Jeremy this new video game is great!""Infuckingdeed it is Ronnie."

by Proteus66 September 15, 2008

infantkicker

One whom kicks infants for no reason or to get frustration off often a cruel person see Chuck Norris who is an infant kicker, also it is rumored that John Cena kicks infants before his matches.

Can also be one who bitches way too much, and makes you WANT to kick infants.

example 1

John: I GOTTA GET PUMPED!
*Kicks an infant that begins to cries
John: GO GO GO GO!
*Resumes beating the child*

Example two

Joe: OH EM EFF GEE I'M SO PISSED RIGHT NOW
Infant: *pulls on his shirt*
Joe: *Punts infant*

Example three:

Oh my god, Sean is such an infantkicker... I swear to god all he does is bitch.... makes me want to.. kick infants

by asdfshdfjafshjsf April 26, 2007

Swinus Infection

Any illness that could be a prelude too or symptoms of the swine flu.

An illness used to call out of work sick or to avoid a function that one does not want to attend.

Swine Flu

Swinus Infection

Infection

Cold

Sinus Infection

Latasha Badley

by swinus b real November 12, 2009

Infidelamsterdam

Used to describe a sophisticated metalhead that respects other people. The founder is Infidelamsterdam from Youtube; subscribe to him.

1) He's so smart, he's an Infidelamsterdam!

2) Infidelamsterdam is smarter than the dalai lama

by Cr3scendo December 23, 2010

infatuasian

To be really, really attracted to Asians. When your dreaming up your perfect soul mate, your thoughts immediately turn to Asian. So much so, that people think your almost obsessed with people of Asian descent, hence, you have an infatuation.

"Jesust Christ Aaron, that's like your 3rd Asian Girlfriend this month! This infatuasian has to stop."

by canusa August 11, 2007

Influencer

A probable description towards certain but not all, however most is a tool who believes their following size is their absolute bank account. Look down on those who has average followers. Preaches on humility when they genuinely only engage with other influencers with same rank of social capital. Use their position to market products blatantly with minimal creativity and maximum superficiality so that they get more reach. The problem with this strategy is that audience usually have poor lifespan on the product and the person themselves.

I can't talk to John anymore. We used to be friends but now that he's an influencer, he won't talk to me eventhough I'm a Senior Executive of a local bank and he's some ordinary sales assistant outside.

by davidcoldhard October 16, 2020