Crusty Pocket

Originated around march 13, 2011, a crusty pocket is the spiteful act of ejaculating into the pocket of an article of clothing that belongs to someone other than yourself. when the owner of this article of clothing sticks their hand in their pocket, they should find a custy, crusty suprise.

Dude, I just let off a huge load in Max's pocket, he is going to be so pissed when he sticks his hand in their only to discover he has received a crusty pocket!

by sneak fucker July 1, 2011

Hagrid's Pocket

Derived from classical form of the 'Wizard's Sleeve', Hagrid's Pocket being reserved for a rather hairy, large, loose and dirty form of the 'Man-hole'.

Further connotations in that Hagrid, not being a proper wizard, infers likewise on the quality of said pudenda.

holy lord, she was fine up-top, but I thought I put my hand in Hagrid's pocket when I ventured south!

by von hinton November 19, 2010

pocket curl

When a stylist hold the clients hair in the curling iron for so long that when they pull away from the head, the curl comes with the curling iron. And the stylist, not wanting he client to know they burned their hair off, slips it in their pocket

I got three pocket curls from that client earlier and she didn't even notice!

by Cherrrrr September 24, 2016

Zombie Pocket

A lifeless, non-interactive, just lies there and takes it, sexual partner.

Rachel is a zombie pocket. Might as well jump a corpse. But I still get a nut.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019

Pocket cake

It's cake you store in your pocket for emergencys. Because what else would you have in your pockets.

"I need my pocket cake if I get kidnapped"

by Wiberger September 20, 2021

Hitting a Pocket

When you become way higher than you expected to and feel fucking amazing.

"Dude, I can't feel my legs. I think I'm hitting a pocket."
"Hey did you hit a pocket? You look way zoinked out"
"If you're trying to hit a pocket, rip this bong"

by Messy Jelly December 19, 2018

Pocket Calling

if you have your cell phone in your pocket, you sometimes manage to call people without knowing it.. that way you are pockey calling

Hank is always pocket calling... I'm getting called by him so often lately.. and than all i hear is his a weird murmer

by Robbird October 23, 2009