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Ho Phone

A prepaid disposable phone obtained sureptituously to talk to your lover, so you can cheat on your significant other (wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend)
Dave: Whose phone is that? I thought you had an iPhone
Steve: Nah man, this is my Ho Phone so I can talk to Cheryl.
Dave: Your wife is going to kill you
by @theosus September 10, 2009
mugGet the Ho Phonemug.

Phone legs

When you're taking to someone on the phone and get the urge to walk round the house/garden for no apparent reason.
A: What is Jimbob doing walking round the garden?

B: It's alright man, he's got his phone legs on.
by amazontreefrog June 22, 2011
mugGet the Phone legsmug.

shame phone

A second cell phone that an individual uses to hide something that he or she is shameful about.

ie, hookers, affairs, drug dealings, embezzlement, espionage, etc...
My friend Michelle found a shame phone hidden in her boyfriend's car.
by Cosmo Lemonheads May 8, 2014
mugGet the shame phonemug.

black phone

To hit someone up that has a burner phone, usually intended for illegal activities. Drug dealing, gun sales; etc.
by Young dolly January 22, 2018
mugGet the black phonemug.

phone fucker

A person who frequently tries to initiate sex (typically oral) when you are on the phone.
Astrid: I was calling my boss and Levi kept trying to pull my skirt down and get busy while I was talking to him!

Annabella: What a total phone fucker!
by tankedgirl June 30, 2010
mugGet the phone fuckermug.

Phone friend

Friends that aren't romantically involved and aren't friends with benefits. They just sit and talk about sex or, more specifically, sex with each other. They also are so close that none of this bothers the other. One or both can be in serious, loving relationships outside of their conversations.
Hey phone friend. I'd fuck you.

Wow really? Right here right now.

*Doesn't have sex*
*Laughs and then goes make out with bf/GF*
by Soy_Rosa May 12, 2017
mugGet the Phone friendmug.

phone home

when you're tried to do something and it's such a disaster that you need to call in moral support and reconsider your life goals
Friend1: I just got a 12 on my assignment :(
Friend2: 12 out of what?
Friend1: 100
Friend2: Yo, at this point you might as well phone home.
by bro_07 September 26, 2018
mugGet the phone homemug.

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