Mental/Illness

As a child if you were subjected to daddy beatings and they got severely worse after a few pints of Stella, you probably decided you wanted to be a total cunt and pop a pride flag up on your wall and force your false grammar and idea of pronouns down other's throats.

Hence the reason to why we call them mental illnesses because they would be nothing but normal members of society if they didn't get bested by their Daddy's beloved Stella Artois'.

Jamie: I don't rate Charlie. He's a fuck-tard if you asked me
Spencer: THEY
Jamie: Oh sorry. I forgot they were a Mental/Illness.
Charlie: WAAAAA I'M A BIG BABY THEY/THEM FAGGOT LIL BIH
Ben: Sorry has anyone got the time?
Charlie: Did you just assume we are financially stable enough to afford a clock?
Jamie: This is why no one likes you and you're a FUCKING GIRL CHARLIE LOOK BETWEEN YOUR LEGS THERE IS A FANNY RIGHT THERE!

by MWE2004 November 14, 2023

Mentally Ill

way funnier than average

She’s mentally ill, she is so much fun to bring around

by tbonesteak24 December 19, 2023

The Beach (Mental Illness)

The concept of a "beach" is a human perception constructed from sensory input, blending sand, water, and various elements into a mental experience. In reality, there is no universal or intrinsic existence of a beach; it is a mental abstraction shaped by individual interpretations of coastal environments.

I have been diagnosed with The Beach (Mental Illness). I have episodes where I believe there is a beach. In reality, there is no such thing.

by FLCOnTop January 3, 2024

mentally ill

bitches with mental disorders

“Jade is mentally ill she has serious mental issues.”

by anonymous May 15, 2023

Denis ill

Not ill at all.

He had a hard shift ahead so he said he was Denis ill and pulled a sickie

by Citz December 16, 2023

Repetitive Respiration Illness

Something you would tell your boss to get out of work. The true definition is “breathing”

Person 1: Sorry boss. I was just diagnosed with Repetitive Respiration Illness. I can’t come in until tomorrow.

Boss: Oh that’s ok. Can you send me a picture of the doctors note?
Person 1: …

by BABA HOOHA December 20, 2022

ill treat ur ass

if someone says something thats something u can say to the,

Sarah: your ugly as shit Hannah: ill treat ur ass

by whothesegoofyswannabe August 27, 2023