Holy Crack!

An exclamation as a substitute for holy crap. Appropriate to use when somebody's crack is hanging out.

Holy crack! Look at Jessica's ass crack!

by Emo people suck February 5, 2008

Holy Grail

The cup which Jesus supposedly drank from at the last supper. Monty Python was once sent on a quest to find and retrieve it. They never completed this quest.

BRIDGEKEEPER: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
LAUNCELOT: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your name?
LAUNCELOT: My name is Sir Launcelot of Camelot.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your quest?
LAUNCELOT: To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite color?
LAUNCELOT: Blue.
BRIDGEKEEPER: Right. Off you go.
LAUNCELOT: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.

by Keegster April 24, 2003

Holy Names Academy

Home of the craziest bitches west of the Mississippi. A small Catholic Highschool, home to 600 of the finest and brightest young ladies in Seattle. However due to insane amounts of homework and crazy nuns the girls tend to lose their minds and their labedos.

And no they dont wear skeezy uniforms

"what school do you go to"
"holy names academy, seattles number one choice for girls"
"oh cool do you have like, you know....uniforms"
"umm no"
"ok well then I dont think we should be friends"

by grahm craker123 December 6, 2006

The Holy Trinity

The name given to the trio of Lily Loveless & the twins Megan & Kathryn Prescott, who played the characters 'Naomi', 'Katie', & 'Emily' respectively in the TV teen drama "Skins".
Used by fandom peeps whenever the three are seen together.

The Holy Trinity looked hot in that episode!

by Pope Meg August 21, 2010

Holy Cross Girl

Holy Cross is an all girls school in Marlyand. Holy Cross Girls are the hottest girls in the Washington DC metropolitan area. The other all-girls schools that dont compare dont even need to be named - just know that Holy Cross beats them all. Holy Cross girls know how to party and hang out with the hottest guys. They are smart and get good grades but they arent anal about school like other girls in the area. Basically, Holy Cross girls know how to have a good time.

An example of two imaginary hot guys talking about Holy Cross girls wouldnt do them justice...

by AHCchicsKick05 November 11, 2004

sponge in the holy water real fast

when you are at a wake and are about to cry then you find a sponge in the holy water and you start laughing real fast

When my aunt arlene died i pulled a sponge in the holy water real fast

by j-rob mad fresh June 22, 2010

holy fuck

The act that occurred when Mary conceived Jesus.

God gave Mary a holy fuck.

by thebigcheez February 25, 2008