Skip to main content

Human condition

- The upset (divisive) state of humanity; the competitive, aggressive and selfish behavior of human beings, that is juxtaposed to humanities integrative moral instincts which are to be loving, selfless and cooperative.

A book named “freedom”, written by Jeremy Griffith, introduces the compassionate understanding of our species ‘human condition’. In defense of humanities divisive behavior, Jeremy dissects the underlying truths of the human race and our search for understanding, presenting an empathetic and honest look at the human races ‘condition’.
“That murder demonstrated the extreme extent of the human condition’s potential to cause destruction
by Quake2000 June 7, 2018
mugGet the Human condition mug.

Mental Abuse To Humans

What’s 9+10?
I don’t wanna do mental abuse to humans no more.
by XxAmogus69 January 24, 2022
mugGet the Mental Abuse To Humans mug.

Humanicide

The inevitable extinction of humanity because of human nature. Originally used by the sludge band, Dystopia, in the song "Hands that Mold".
Humanicide brought by by nuclear warfare, natural disasters due to environmental abuse, or other man-made issues.
by themanclaw December 30, 2010
mugGet the Humanicide mug.

humanize

"i tried to help the children but they tore my arm off!!!!"

"the opposite of humanize is dehumanize"

"wtf mate?!?! cant u see i have no bloody arm??"

"i can see that but urban dictionary said we have to have the word in the example"
by jeny October 24, 2007
mugGet the humanize mug.

human

sentient bipedal hommonid, descended of primordial primates.

Varying in class and type - no two humans are alike.

To avoid confusion simply ask "Are you a human?". Any kind of response other than to look strangely at you before running away will denote Human.
Q: "Are you a human?"
A: "Are you crazy?"

Result: Human
by HeWhoDarez October 2, 2005
mugGet the human mug.

Human

The only animal species that likes to believe that giant people in robes created them and that they must worship them. They then start "Wars" over which of these giant people in robes are the best. They are very hostile and will attack or hump anything that moves. Just like all mammals, the human has mamory glands a.k.a: tits. The difference is, humans are obsessed with these tits and some are even obsessed with the tits of other animals. We call these people "Biologists".
Cow: Here comes that dumb human whos gonna feel my tits again.

Monkey in a zoo: Hey! That human is picking its nose!

Human Female: I have tits!
Human Males: *drool* Woah!
Fat Human Male: Me too!
Human Males: *drool* Woah!
by Choo-Choo McGrew August 18, 2006
mugGet the Human mug.

Human Resources

Used to be called Personnel or the Personnel Department. When they renamed to Human Resources (a pompous new name for PERSONNEL!) everyone else called them Human Remains!
Person A: Why is the company in so much trouble?

Person B: Too many bums in Human Resources.

Person A: Don't you mean Human Remains? (snigger)
by Awbster November 9, 2008
mugGet the Human Resources mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email