Strawberry & Cream Hot Pocket

Taking a dump inside of a girl's mouth. Then shooting a load inside of her nose. Finally, you punch her in the nose. This way the "strawberries & cream" flows down into the maw filled with the hot pocket.

He finally found himself a freaky enough girl to allow a Strawberry & Cream Hot Pocket done to her. It left her with a bloody nose and a bad taste in her mouth.

by Aisman January 7, 2011

making hot pockets

a code word having cyber-sex.

EX1

Person 1: well im going to be back latter going to make some hot pockets

Person 2: Dude ur really desperate.

EX2

Person 2: where were you you've been gone for over 3 hours

Person 1: making Hot Pockets

Person 3: Wait how does making hot pockets take 3 hours, i thought u just put them in the sleeve and microwaved them.

Person 1: You have to wait for them to warm up.

by Versedaaron July 2, 2008

Serbian Hot Pocket

A sexual act wherein a man defecates in a woman's vagina and uses the feces as a lubricating aid during sexual intercourse

we then watched the pornstar give his partner a serbian hot pocket

by dirt1234567890wertyuiop October 11, 2009

making out with a Hot Pocket

Gross,
it would look like your mouth had a period ha

George- Dude what happened to his mouth?
Bob-he is making out with a hot pocket!
George and bob - thats gross man

by itsjust Karaa March 25, 2009

new mexico hot pocket

When you shit and piss in a pregnant ladies mouth then proceed to suck it out

Hey babe, want a New Mexico hot pocket?

by Mrpenguin662 June 14, 2021

Silicon Valley Hot Pocket

The act of pooping into an unsuspecting victim's laptop, closing it, and leaving it for them to discover later.

See "Hot Pocket" (Sam F, 2005)

Be careful of that long haired geek squad guy, he's known to leave the old silicon valley hot pocket.

by Papajohnathan February 21, 2021

Hair Salon Hot Pocket

When you hair dye as lube

Hey babe do want a hair salon hot pocket tonight?

by Dramqueen November 9, 2018