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HornySaxophone

a disappointment who attempted to token log idler
Random: Hey did you hear about HornySaxophone?
Random 2: Yeah didn't they try to token log Sufixes?
Random: And Jake.
by CoolerDuder April 21, 2021
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Horny Kanichiwa

Happy, horny, exited, any feeling under the sun
Uwu John Doe you make me horny kanichiwa

Uwu, Happy, horny, exited, any feeling under the sun
by JFKatDC320 July 29, 2021
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Horny Sauce

Yeah man, I got my horny sauce all over your mom last night.
by Papiana February 5, 2022
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horny

what i hope u get after reading this ;)
he ripped off my red lingerie panties. i close my eyes, preparing myself. he slowly moved his fingers to my clit. moving in small circles. "god im so horny" i think
"i'm gonna fuck you till you can't walk" he promises.
"yes daddy" i nodded my head
he stuck his warm fingers in my pussy, going in and out. small moans escape my mouth
"oh my god bbg ur so tight" he whispers
he removes his fingers now glossed in my ~juices~. he brings his fingers up to his mouth and sucks them. he quickly flipped me over so that i was face-down on the bed. i heard him unzip his pants and let them fall to the floor. i suddenly feel his presence on me, and without warning he shoves his cock into my ass. i let out a moan for pleasure, and a little bit for pain. he starts to thrust in and out rabidly. i grab on to the bedsheet, the only support.
"daddy" i moan, "you're too big"
my eyes begin to water and my butt clenches.
his creamy juices escape his cock and make their way into my ass and pussy, getting all over my legs on the way there.
by cumalicious March 19, 2022
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Horny Weasel

Someone with a weasel profile picture who writes smut
Person 1: Hey did you read what Weirdo wrote?
Person 2: Yeah, classic Horny Weasel shit
by ChaosMates June 20, 2022
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Horny Dave

A man who dances on a pole at a company holiday party.
“Who is that dancing on the pole in front of everyone?” “Oh, that’s just Horny Dave”
by Trouble#2 October 29, 2022
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horny

you.
you're horny
by TonicGround April 19, 2023
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