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Holy Hockey net 

The hockey net is a god. We love everything he does for us. All hail the holy hockey net. We pray everyday to it.
“All hail the Holy Hockey Net and everything it does.”

Field hockey girl 

The best girls in the world. Loyal af and they give the best gifts. The most caring girls. They will never play with you or break your heart. They have the best booty out of all sports. They have good bodies because they are always in the gym. They are tough and will not tolerate anyone being negative towards them, so stay on their good side. Always cherish your field hockey girl and you will be happy forever!
Dude 1: Broooo did you see that girl! She’s so hot!
Dude 2: Yeah bro. That’s because she is a field hockey girl.

bull hockey 

Use this when you want to call B.S. on something someone says ( useful in a work environment ). It's a combination of "bull shit" and the phrase "horse hockey" ( which also means "nonsense" ).
I'm sorry but what you're saying is just bull hockey.
bull hockey by anonymous November 30, 2020

fruit hockey 

when you’re in the gym shower and guys are smacking their penises against other guys testicles, as the dick is the stick and the loins are the puck
rodney: bro i heard you and coach have been playing fruit hockey

horace: only a lil bit my jit
fruit hockey by lildog776 November 17, 2022

ice hockey 

When you are French kissing a partner and hook ice cubes out of their mouth into yours.
Person 1: How's your new girlfriend?
Person 2: Great. We played ice hockey last night.
ice hockey by yapX July 21, 2023

Hustle to Hockey

The need to get to a hockey game quickly.
Person 1: Want to come over and stay up all night eating cheetos and playing CODMW 2?

Person 2: Nah, I've got to hustle to hockey.
Hustle to Hockey by FarTop April 8, 2010