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Haddawayitis

1. The adverse chemical reaction that turns a human invisible after being an intentional or unintentional participant in anal sex. Typically only seen in homosexual males, it has however been known to appear among the heterosexual male population in rare cases.

2. A rigorous belief system in which followers believe the prostate only exists for the sole purpose of blowing chunky loads from man on man love.
Example of the first known case of haddawayitis, claiming several victims:
Dutch: Yesterday, what did you see?
Dillon: You're wasting your time.
Dutch: No more games!
Anna: I don't know what it was. It...
Dutch: Go on.
Anna: It changed colours, like the chameleon, it uses the jungle. We call it "la haddaway diablo".
Dillon: You saying that Blain and Hawkins were assfucked by a fucking lizard? That's a bullshit psyche job. There is two to three men out there at the most. Fucking lizard.

2. "See the prostate exists for the sole purpose of anal sex, it's quite clear nature intended for us to get fucked in the ass on a regular basis" "uh excuse me I think you don't understand the actual physiological uses for the pro -" "YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, SHUT UP!"
by pleasken September 1, 2012
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Oscar Wilde, my favorite poof author in the world. Why he's hidden, I dont know.
Lookin for love in all the wrong poets (no I wouldn't know Liz, and I do not have past experience with them. Pervert!If anyone its you and old Professor Muldoon!)
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Haddadime

Shorthand for "if I had a dime for every time ____." Can also be used as an adjective or noun.

1) Adj.-- Played out, overdone, common
2) N.-- An object or item which is has become old, overused, or so common that virtually everyone has it

Can also be spelled had-a-dime.
1) Man, Green Day is so haddadime. You hear them everywhere, and they're not even that good.

2) I'd read the DiVinci Code, but that haddadime is everywhere. There's no fun in reading such a mainstream book.
by DeusExMagna August 10, 2005
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Hadda

Police or cop
A call devised to inform others that police are in the area
Hadda hadda!
by r731509 December 27, 2010
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Hidde

Hidde is most of the time a Dutchman. He is small and a little fat. Most of the time he will respond to 'Dikkie'. Girls are not attracted to him.
You: "Hey Dikkie"
Hidde: "VetZak"
by HiddesMoeder October 27, 2020
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Hidden Gem

And place (usually a bar) that Mike Brown goes to in his 40s that been popping for 25 years. Usually cause a female takes him. In his eyes, everything is dreamy and heaven like when a woman is around
by Noze3 March 31, 2019
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Hidden-Valley Whap

During sex, just as the male is about to cum, he doens't tell the female and instead shoots the money shot on the face.

reference to Ranch Dressing
Sweet Hidden-Velly mang
by Dr. Asian Love May 22, 2003
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