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What many people assume to be a calling for assistance

A: help me!
B: I think not my dear fellow, what you need is a jolly good bit of booze.

by TheLonelyCroissant April 12, 2021

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Goofy ahh site

A: bro, have you heard of <!-- _|_ _ _ _|. __|_. _ _ _ _ |_|| |_)(_|| | (_||(_ | |(_)| |(_||\/ / Need help?

B: Nah what the fuck is that?

A: *Goofy ahh site*

by Rick Ross And The Hooper July 24, 2022

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HEEELP! HELP MEEEE! HEEEELP!

When you're holding a chick-fil-a milkshake but your mind gets cursed with the knowledge of a god

You already know I'm obsessed with it, I can't get enough. Back with another milk- HEEELP! HELP MEEEE! HEEEELP!

by personrealofficialtrue May 8, 2025

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How to help College AJ Delgado

You can't

How to help College AJ Delgado? You can't.

by petradvorakapologist June 24, 2021

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PLEASE HELP I'VE BEEN KIDNAP BY PEOPLE AND LOCK ME IN WITH A LAPTOP MADE IN 2001 RUNNING IN THE NEWIST VERSON OF WINDOWS (XP) AND PEOPLE IT STUCK ON 6/30/01 PLEASE HELP ME I'M TRAP IN THIS ROOM ONLY WITH A LAPTOP THAT RUNS REALLY SLOW AND THE LAPTOP IS TERRIBLE IT HAVE 9 GB OF RAM

NO PLEASE HELP ME MY LAPTOP IS SLOW AND BAD.

by need help December 2, 2021

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