Dough-hawk

A fat guy or a fat kid with a mohawk.

"Hey, check out Tommy's mohawk!"

"Tommy's 300 pounds! That's no mohawk, it's a dough-hawk!"

by RickGinPA August 26, 2009

Chew hawk

Someone who circles around for a while waiting for another person to pull out some chewing tobacco or dip. Chew hawks then beg you for a pinch of some chew.

That party last night was full of chew hawks. I just bought a can and its already gone.

by J stof March 20, 2011

Poney hawk

Poney-Hawk is derived from a mo-hawk with more of a wideset cut. Different from a Fauxhawk, it is wider with long hair in the middle tapered to the outside.

Poney hawks are easier to maintain when not worn in the mo-hawk fashion, the hair lays down so as not to have the appearance of a mo-hawk yet not quite as douchie as a fauxhawk.

Dude you don't have a mohawk, you have a poney hawk!

by Dakrazy August 20, 2009

Horny Hawk

Five Dudes, One girl...She is jerking two guys off, getting stuffed in her vagina and ass while giving a blowjob.. All of this is done while she is flocking her arms and skwaking like a hawk.

During a drunk night in college, a girl was doing the horny hawk with the guys from the football team.

by Nemo2008 January 12, 2009

tony hawk

the main cause for the demise and mass popularity of modern skateboarding. started a video game that caused a new wave of dumbasses, little kids or skhaters to start skateboarding making it the "cool" thing to do. also the founder of one of the shittiest skateboard companies ever, birdhouse, yet it is popular.

tony hawk loves teh cock.

by nateee January 1, 2007

knob hawk

a guy with shifty eyes in the locker room or community bathroom. When called out on it, he denies it and turns it around on them.

me: Matt quit being a knob hawk, u sick fuck
matt: u wish i was hawking you, u cum guzzler

by D-Boat March 28, 2007

Bro Hawk

A hairstyle used by a Bro to indicate how incredibley awesome and truly bro-ish they are! Kind of like a fo hawk but obviously, much cooler! A bro hawk is typically dyed at least two colors, if not more. . . You faggots better hope to Tom (the creator of myspace) that you can pull one off. I hear they get lots of ladies. . .

BROdy: "dude! I'm gonna get so much pussy with my new haircut!"
Chadsters: "I know, broski! If they don't put out tonight... EFFIN SKANKS!"
BROdy: "Do you like the way my personal stylist dyed the tips of my black hair, blonde?"
Chadsters: "yeah, bro! It hella brings out your eye color! Hey! Wanna go to a sweet drinking party!?!"
BROdy: "I'm not sure, bra, is there gonna be hoes there?"
Chadsters: "Yeah man, and we'll listen to A Day To Remember on the way!"
BROdy: "are you driving, bro?"
Chadsters: "Totally! But I have to stop at my stylists to get your same haircut first!"
BROdy: "I'm totally game man! That'd be chill!"
Chadsters: "alright! To the Nissan Frontier, with a three inch lift, it is!"
BROdy: "hella!"

BRO HAWK

by Cumm July 27, 2009